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Police by abasifo(m): 3:01pm On Aug 11, 2008
POLICE
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'
Re: Police by tufe(m): 11:36am On Aug 12, 2008
good girl, vetry good girl. listens to her parents.

but if u try that one with nigerian police, even if the child is 4yrs old, she fit sleep for counter oh. that is sabotage (according to our police cheesy)
Re: Police by Nautillus(m): 11:43am On Aug 12, 2008
What the lil gal ask for isn't so badyou big bad wolf It isn't funny.
Re: Police by tufe(m): 11:48am On Aug 12, 2008
maybe u left ur sense of hunour in the bedroom.

funny to me cheesy cheesy

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