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Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 11:09am On Aug 12, 2008
i wonder why gays are being treated like creatures from the devil, Can you remeber ever choosing to be STRAIGHT? obviously no because i cannot remeber.
that means that it is not a sin being gay but allowing your feelings to guide you is a sin,

I am bi i have wanted to commit suide sevearl time because what i am is not acceptable in our society, it is ver hard to contruoll our feeling just like it is hard for u STARIGHT to look at a girl without admiring, i cry evey night because of what i am, sceintist are trying to figure out what make sus what we are i hope they do so that beinjg gay becomes a sicknes we can cure, then shall beibg become a sin, there are also [programm to help adjust our feeling, please accepting us in to the society is a help you can render to us, your brother maybe gay, even your own child, i am only 17, then the society shall do to him what u are doing now,
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by tufe(m): 11:30am On Aug 12, 2008
dont know what to say. u are still young. u can change ur mentality now.

about choosing, God made us natuarally staright. thats why HE said in the bible that a man shall cleave with his wife, and they shall become one, and not a man shall cleave with a man and they shall become one.

Dude, u said u are 17, try seeing a psychiatrist. u are still young, and there's every possibility of curbing the feeling now that its in the budding stage. plz if u can, see a doctor in the psychology field.
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 11:49am On Aug 12, 2008
oh so easy u think it so easy to open up to are one in this society and there mentallity,
u say God made everybody straight so who made me bi
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by tufe(m): 11:56am On Aug 12, 2008
really, if u ask me, i wud guess it was ur exposure as a growing teenager.

probably what u've been hearing, then one day u decided to try it, just to know how it feels. the mediais the highest exposure, cuz homosexuality is something that was never pronounced in Nigeria.

i can also assume that after u tried it, u didnt really enjoy it, but whoever was ur partner must have still persuaded u into more of it. i wud be right to say that ur first partner must have been older than u, hence making it quite easy for u to give into his demands.

Plz dayare, try to see a councellor. its for ur own good. dont let the whole "FIGHT TO BE ACCEPTED" media gibberish let u be swayed into permanent homosexuality. u are still young, and this mentality cud be taken out of ur head now. just try to see a councellor
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 12:11pm On Aug 12, 2008
on the contrary i have never done it b4 except in ma fantacies, and its impossible for me to tell anyone, it not like i like what i am or am proud of it, i have contemplated and commiting suicide b4 buti cld not, i cry everytime i think of what i am, i hate ma self for being diffrent its really painfull to be diffrent, it have made me a withdrawn person i prefer to stay in the dark always i always feel insure and touchy atimes, i spend ma free time rite peoms, porn
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by folahann(m): 12:19pm On Aug 12, 2008
Where is the Joke?

Dude, you need a life, go get it
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 12:24pm On Aug 12, 2008
folahann:

Where is the Joke?

Dude, you need a life, go get it

ok i wld think abt you advice thank you veryy much, but what your definition of a life
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by tufe(m): 12:29pm On Aug 12, 2008
@deyare

The more reason u ought to see a councellor. it would be a pity if u end up taking ur own life. we have only one life, and we all must utilize it well, cuz we wud account for it one day.U get what i mean.

anyway, i just think u shud talk to an elderly person. maybe a doctor, pastor or someone. i know it going to be kinda wierd to discuss the issue with a family member, so i wont even advice it. just talk to someone.

its good to know u havent done anything yet, and plz dont try. u probably are just motivated by childish illusions that u are gay.

try hanging out with ladies more often, it wud do u alot of good
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 12:34pm On Aug 12, 2008
a child at 17 in the era,
i am fully aware of what i am thank God am bi, and i have tried ur idea, even if am bi the gay side is higher, but i am not ready to give up yet
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by tufe(m): 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2008
so what exactly do u want?o u wish to be gay and accepted?
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 12:40pm On Aug 12, 2008
i mean am ready to give up trying to straight, i seriously hope i can be fully straght oneday
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by tpia: 7:57pm On Aug 12, 2008
since you say you are bi- do your female partners know you're also gay, and have you been having unprotected sex with both genders?
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by REDDEVILS1(m): 11:46pm On Aug 12, 2008
GUY TO TELL YU THE TRUTH, YOU ARE DECEIVING YOUR SELF IF CHRIST COME NA HELL DEY WAIT FOR YOU. YOU FOR TELL GOD WHEN HE WAS CREATING THE WORLD NOT TO CREATE EVE MAKE HE CREATE ANOTHER MAN AS A COMPANION TO ADAM. O BOY YOU NEED HELP NO DEY DECEIVE YOURSELF. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.

ANYWAY THIS FORUM IS FOR JOKES NO BI FOR SENTIMENTAL ISSUES
I HOPE SAY YOU NO BI A MANCHESTER UNITED FAN COS WE NO WANT GAY FOR OUR CLUB NA BAD LUCK GO JOIN BLUES OR GUNNERS
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by sisqology(m): 12:28am On Aug 13, 2008
Why not try to have sex with a girl someday, or do they irritate you?
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by jaymobb(m): 7:38am On Aug 13, 2008
wetin me i know be say God made Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by chioya(f): 8:29am On Aug 13, 2008
*oh who send me enter this thread*
another jokeless story undecided undecided
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by spenchuks(m): 8:36am On Aug 13, 2008
ANYWAY THIS FORUM IS FOR JOKES NO BI FOR SENTIMENTAL ISSUES
I HOPE SAY YOU NO BI A MANCHESTER UNITED FAN COS WE NO WANT GAY FOR OUR CLUB NA BAD LUCK GO JOIN BLUES OR GUNNERS
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ur head no correct. wetin bring blues or gunners for this matter? angry angry angry

@deyaredum
guy there is no need arguing here. i believe the words from tufe is enough for u. they are words of wisdom
unless u are enjoing what u are doing
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by lexicon(m): 8:41am On Aug 13, 2008
You had better change ur orientation now b4 its too late. Gay my foot
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by lexicon(m): 8:43am On Aug 13, 2008
Gay my foot

Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by deyaredum: 10:36am On Aug 13, 2008
sisqology:

Why not try to have sex with a girl someday, or do they irritate you?
nope girl do not irritae me and i have not had sex with any girl.

lexicon:

You had better change your orientation now before its too late. Gay my foot

i am not proud of what i am, but how do i change tell me, it just like asking u to change to being gay, just help how do i cause i want to, i keep praying that one what i am wld become a sickness, so that two tablet wld do it all


tpia:

since you say you are bi- do your female partners know you're also gay, and have you been having unprotected sex with both genders?



i have never had sex b4, besides i cannot bring ma self to having sex with a guy
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by lexicon(m): 11:39am On Aug 13, 2008
Just look arround you, choose a girl you think you like . i will tell you next tin 2 do
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by tpia: 2:16pm On Aug 13, 2008
deyaredum:




i have never had sex before, besides i cannot bring ma self to having sex with a guy


If you've never had sex before, then why all this stuff you've been yarning?

Or do you mean to say you're only attracted to gay porn?

You seem very fishy, because thats not how you originally presented yourself.

You're having suicidal thoughts (according to you), for sex you now claim you never had?


seems you're just trying to lay a guilt trip on people for your personal problems, and you're using gayness as a cover.
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by lexicon(m): 2:46pm On Aug 13, 2008
ohhh !!! I though as much too. abegy !!!
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by sammy6(m): 3:17pm On Aug 13, 2008
Dude,

I am homophobic so i am not going to pet you here o.I think beign gay is worse than beign retarded,i mean why is it that you derive pleasure from screwing and being screwed by your fellow man. Its so wrong,even God hates it (Remember Sodom and Gomorrah).You shld get your act together since youre still young or you can as well commit that suicide you are contemplating cuz society would never ever accept it or continue with your bullshit and live a cursed life.

Moderator,

Kindly move outa here
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by Jeovy(m): 4:09pm On Aug 13, 2008
This topic will receive more attention in ROMANCE section
Re: Can U Remember Choosing It by REDDEVILS1(m): 3:22pm On Aug 17, 2008
i don tell u before say you dey deceive urself.If you should know find a girl and fu*k her continue like that you will definitely change .

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