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The Plane Crash by SamMilla1(m): 12:33pm On Aug 15, 2008
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Obama were in a three-way plane crash over the Pacific Ocean. They all died and went to heaven together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen. Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't ready, We can't take you in and we can't send you back."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. It'll only be a couple of days. What d'ya say?"

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.

However, Two days later St. Peter got a call. "Pete, this is Lucifer. Hey you gotta come get these three clowns. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody and very soon hell will be empty, the Graham guy is saving everybody, and that Obama has raised enough money to buy air conditioning!"
Re: The Plane Crash by lexicon(m): 12:38pm On Aug 15, 2008
lol funny
Re: The Plane Crash by brinebaba(m): 12:41pm On Aug 15, 2008
lol,ok tell me,who told you?

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