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The Untold Story About The Plane Crash by Onimamaolatunji(m): 6:01pm On Jul 15, 2012
Once ago a plane crashed on the building, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and can also reply. The investigating officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing there leftovers ”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “doing Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”

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Re: The Untold Story About The Plane Crash by jeezybuck: 9:54pm On Jul 15, 2012
No brain
Re: The Untold Story About The Plane Crash by dani1luv: 6:29pm On Jul 16, 2012

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