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Poll: Who's the king of jokes

EQUILIBRIUM: 3% (4 votes)
ITUEN: 19% (21 votes)
SAM MILLA: 36% (39 votes)
TUFE: 10% (11 votes)
CLEMCYKUL: 10% (11 votes)
JEOVY: 7% (8 votes)
INFOBABA: 12% (13 votes)
This poll has ended

GEJ And GMB Begging Me - Now Who Is The KING? (pic) / For The Smart Ones:- How Many Goats &chicken Did The King Killed? / The Return Of The King! (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 9:34pm On Aug 28, 2008
oh life grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:35pm On Aug 28, 2008
@spen
Kpele oo

Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 9:37pm On Aug 28, 2008
u don wash am finish?
abeg wash clean clean jare grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 9:38pm On Aug 28, 2008
na u be dat?
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:40pm On Aug 28, 2008
ha hah grin
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:42pm On Aug 28, 2008
ha ha, na u n studio, grin,
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 9:43pm On Aug 28, 2008
u dey craze grin
why u come dey run, studio for commot all ya front teeth
u know say him get single bone grin grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:48pm On Aug 28, 2008
Run Ke, std na my homie, why we go make fun 4 u. grin, u think say u dey watch nite of a thousand laugh?
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 9:51pm On Aug 28, 2008
no. i thought i was watching nite of a thousand bites grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:55pm On Aug 28, 2008
u too like bite, be like say ur girlfrend get teeth plenty?
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 9:56pm On Aug 28, 2008
no ur girlfriend own no complete undecided
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 10:00pm On Aug 28, 2008
ha ha , her own dey normal, come see wey we dey kiss, i wonder how una dey kiss sef, or na teeth u dey kiss grin
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 10:02pm On Aug 28, 2008
none of us is complaining. if u doubt me, ask lysaa
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 10:04pm On Aug 28, 2008
dey der, dey deceive ursef, na cheesy
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 10:06pm On Aug 28, 2008
e dey pain u?
dont worry ur time will come wink wink
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 10:08pm On Aug 28, 2008
ha ha, i srry 4 u, u no no wetin dey happen behind ur back grin
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 11:02pm On Aug 28, 2008
my guys, how e happen?? grin
Re: Who Is The King? by folahann(m): 11:19pm On Aug 28, 2008
All of una dey craze, una dey craze past craziness self. if una no agree, una for go screw unaself, nonsense!!!!

NB: no one is exempted
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 12:25am On Aug 29, 2008
we know. na h u dey lead the parade. . mere tongue
Re: Who Is The King? by folahann(m): 12:27am On Aug 29, 2008
no try me today o, no try me at all

u don grow wings cos 2 boys dey fight for ur top abi
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 12:33am On Aug 29, 2008
e dey pain u?

FYI, I was born with wings. . can see u aint acquainted with soaring experience but not to worry, u might be there one day my brother. In the mean time, keep aspiringĀ  grin
Re: Who Is The King? by folahann(m): 12:46am On Aug 29, 2008
if you were really born with wings, u wouldn't have needed a car to extent that you go fetch water with garawa from 10 miles to pour inside car bonnetĀ  tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 2:35am On Aug 29, 2008
, and we are supposed to start rolling on the floor with laughter, cry
Re: Who Is The King? by studio43(m): 9:45am On Aug 29, 2008
folahann:

u don grow wings because 2 boys dey fight for your top abi



sharrap dia angry
who be de 2boiz wey dey fight on top her? grin grin

mmmmm, but dis babe really get 9ice ass grin grin



@cbase,
i just want u to believe sey i be your father grin grin



and for those names above, it's a pity the overall votes managed to click 51 out of about 10,000 people wey dey jokes section, shocked

@folahan, slap yourself 51times for making wrong selections grin


@spen,
cbase don accept sey i be him father at last grin


wow!!!
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:57am On Aug 29, 2008
folahann:

if you were really born with wings, u wouldn't have needed a car to extent that you go fetch water with garawa from 10 miles to pour inside car bonnet tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

didnt i say to u before that u yarn OP? now look at that. .confirmed! tongue
Re: Who Is The King? by folahann(m): 11:49am On Aug 29, 2008
wetin?
not everybody have got that thing.

@Studio43
Is it everybody eligible to vote in a country that votes during the general elections!
Re: Who Is The King? by tufe(m): 2:03pm On Aug 29, 2008
we never get winner for this thing?? when the voting dey close na
Re: Who Is The King? by Jeovy(m): 4:25pm On Aug 29, 2008
Men I dey hungry sha
Re: Who Is The King? by folahann(m): 4:26pm On Aug 29, 2008
tufe:

we never get winner for this thing?? when the voting dey close na

me too i no know, i tire self
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 5:35pm On Aug 29, 2008
folahann:

me too i no know, i tire self
Na u start the vote system, Na u dey tire now, u hear say iwu no conduct vote finish?,
Re: Who Is The King? by spenchuks(m): 5:48pm On Aug 29, 2008
make una no mind folahann, he chop correct craze
Re: Who Is The King? by mykali(m): 6:02pm On Aug 29, 2008
finally, finally.

i am the king of king(s)

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