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Poll: Who's the king of jokes

EQUILIBRIUM: 3% (4 votes)
ITUEN: 19% (21 votes)
SAM MILLA: 36% (39 votes)
TUFE: 10% (11 votes)
CLEMCYKUL: 10% (11 votes)
JEOVY: 7% (8 votes)
INFOBABA: 12% (13 votes)
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GEJ And GMB Begging Me - Now Who Is The KING? (pic) / For The Smart Ones:- How Many Goats &chicken Did The King Killed? / The Return Of The King! (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 12:04pm On Sep 09, 2008
toyota corona? who buy am? grin
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 4:35pm On Sep 09, 2008
Or toyota corona bulgaria malaria nigeria
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 6:31pm On Sep 09, 2008
see rhymes grin
Re: Who Is The King? by studio43(m): 8:28pm On Sep 09, 2008
Na wao,
which one be bulgaria malaria nigeria abeg? angry
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:09pm On Sep 09, 2008
the thing tire me o but the rhymes excite me pass. .
Re: Who Is The King? by studio43(m): 9:19pm On Sep 09, 2008
excite u unto sey u get malaria? grin
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:22pm On Sep 09, 2008
malaria, bulgeria, nigeria

maybe na military code o. .
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:23pm On Sep 09, 2008
*Sighs* chalatans angry
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:28pm On Sep 09, 2008
u just see ur self for mirror na na so abi?
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:30pm On Sep 09, 2008
comot jo, may i see road see people wey dey here?
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:36pm On Sep 09, 2008
look again make u tell me how many pple dey hia. . blind man angry tongue
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 9:43pm On Sep 09, 2008
craziness on nairaland shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 9:45pm On Sep 09, 2008
i see sam, I see studio, dat means ur dont even see, see ur tongue like bingo own
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:47pm On Sep 09, 2008
e dey pain u? shay u don go carry men in white come hia? angry

Rogger Milla abi wetin be ya name undecided abeg o, who are u?

doctor?
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 9:50pm On Sep 09, 2008
lysa, no let me get you there.

i guess u dnt know i have black belt in karate.

i will disorganize your dental formula.

how dare u ask who i am?
are u new on nairaland?

i m the king of jokes, waiting for my crown

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Is The King? by studio43(m): 9:51pm On Sep 09, 2008
the concentrated paraga wey she drink never still clear for her eyes na grin
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 9:53pm On Sep 09, 2008
no wonder
lipsrsealed
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 9:53pm On Sep 09, 2008
Mr Milla
pardon my ignorance mega chair but i don't know u  lipsrsealed

if u get black belt ehen? how e take affect me? me na tae-kwon-do teacher. .take it or leave it


studio, take ya time o angry
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 9:59pm On Sep 09, 2008
see me wahala,

you dreamt about tae-kwon-do n actually believe u can practice it.

no go allow people kick u around
Re: Who Is The King? by studio43(m): 10:11pm On Sep 09, 2008
hehehehehehe,
Re: Who Is The King? by lysaa(f): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2008
kick me say dem fit break blocks with leg? abeg mr milla save ya leg for ya foot- ball. . all men wan do karate. .u self wan do tongue


studio wetin i do u na?
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2008
@ samila
how far, so when is our corronation
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 10:41pm On Sep 09, 2008
as soon as u stop loffing about n settle down to business cheesy
Re: Who Is The King? by SamMilla1(m): 10:41pm On Sep 09, 2008
ASK FOLAHAN,
HE THINKS SOMEONE WILL JUMP ME SOON.
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 10:47pm On Sep 09, 2008
d person get wings, may e fly pass may we see na angry
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 10:54pm On Sep 09, 2008
@ cbase
nah me dey loof around abi,
no wahala, i will ave ur time as soon as d corronation is over and i'm appointed as the chief of staff
then u will now repeat  dt statement again.

@samila
long live king
see, anybody is free to jump around
even if they like dey can jump inside river niger
we dont give a damm
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 1:14am On Sep 10, 2008
Loaf of bread. . . . . shocked shocked shocked

Why are you speaking in pidgin english since you come from Afghanistan undecided

And you havent answered my question a long time ago. . . . angry Which kinda Joseph are you
Re: Who Is The King? by clemcykul(f): 8:06am On Sep 10, 2008
joseph osama
Re: Who Is The King? by loffers(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2008
@ gab
hey, how far long time i asked of u 4rm ibk
so u are surprised dt i speak pidgin,

which question are u talking about, because i culd remember dt u asked question about so many things
Re: Who Is The King? by Gabry(f): 2:32am On Sep 11, 2008
Loffers, Eya pele ohh. I ahve been travelling here and there lately and soon they are sending me off to sea for some times again.

You claimed that you were Joseph. WHich Joseph? I hope its not the Joseph which I am thinking off.  lipsrsealed

And also are you a Nigerian dude or an Afghan dude now? You dey confuse me sha. undecided
Re: Who Is The King? by cbase: 7:59am On Sep 11, 2008
e good may two of una dey confuse una sefs as una no know wey una come from cheesy
Re: Who Is The King? by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On Sep 11, 2008
dont mind the bush pple grin

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