"Daddy, how was I born?" DAD answered."Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. You see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mom agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said "You've got male".     _{got it from a mag}