A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, “He went that way. "

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. "

The nun said she understood completely.

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Iraq either"

9c Sam sam

hahahahahahahah. useless soldiers

nice

see ya teeth like kulikuli

what is kulikuli?

Nice one sammy

Oyelator,please answer

WTH

good

SAM MILLA:

what is kulikuli?

kulikukuli is peanut bars, taken with casa-flakes from Ijebu, it makes a great cereal

ogorluv:

kulikukuli is peanut bars, taken with casa-flakes from Ijebu, it makes a [b]great cerea[/b]l

cereal ke?

wat are you chatting?!

you dey answer am, no be wetin him chop sleep last nyt?

cool joke.

webdezzi:

you dey answer am, no be wetin him chop sleep last nyt?

e be like so!

Let him who never drink ijeb garri with kulikuli or g-nuts cast tfirst stone.
The stuff is so good tht if we start exporting it, its going to take over from crude oil as our main export.
Hmm i wonder why I never thought about it before.
**Quits job to go and start a cassava farm, certain that the futuure lies in casa-flakes**

tite joke

Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details

webdezzi:

Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details

Ogorluv see wetin KulliKulli luv land u inside!

webdezzi:

Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details

Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com

webdezzi:

Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details

Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com

ogorluv:

Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com

WHO BE THIS?

ur neighbor

SAM MILLA:

WHO BE THIS?

I am the guy to bring 9ja to the atntion of the world wikth casa flakes(ijebu garri) and ppeanut bars(kulikuli). wanna invest? U can contact me thru my number

kai! Iraq na abroad na, wey all those guys wey de struggle for visa, get am free to Iraq

sunej:

kai! Iraq na abroad na, wey all those guys wey de struggle for visa, get am free to Iraq

Where is their embassey, I always wanted to meet a real life suicide bomber, but unfortunately they all end up dead.

Terrorist Detected !!!

dem embassy dey walter carington, na im face US embassy.

Sorry but the word is freedom fighter, one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.

ogorluv:

Sorry but the word is freedom fighter, one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.

I hear you 007

(james bond)

Wrong, who be 007, that small boy, me I be 000000010, he is lisenced to kill, me I dey lisenced to kill steal and destroy with special emphasis on pillage and plunder, doo u feel me.

*throws water to his face*

Stop dreaming, its time to face reality again.

^{*wakes up drenched with water, Standing by his bed is SAM with a guilty look on his face and an empty bucket in his hands*}
Wetin I do u now, why u pour me water, I was having this nice dream about me, some AK47s and. . . . . .