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Pencil Sharpener by robby1(m): 3:59pm On Jun 24, 2006 |
A man went to visit his friend and sees a strange machine in the middle of his living room. He asks, "What is that?" His friend replies, "It is a sex machine." " Oh, how does it work?" " Just stick your dick in, insert a quarter, and it will jerk you off!" So the guy immediately wants to try it. The friend says ok and tells him he is going to get a drink of water from the kitchen while he does his thing. Suddenly the friend hears a loud shriek. He runs back and asks, "What's the matter? Did you insert a quarter?" The guy says, "I didn’t have a quarter so I inserted a dime!" "But for a dime, it only sharpens pencils!" replies the friend. |
Re: Pencil Sharpener by Damsal(f): 4:03pm On Jun 24, 2006 |
aww, that musta hurt |
Re: Pencil Sharpener by desiree(f): 4:53pm On Jun 24, 2006 |
LMFAO |
Re: Pencil Sharpener by Mystique(f): 5:37pm On Jun 27, 2006 |
ouch!!! :d |
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