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Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 11:49am On Aug 20, 2008
Eya pele to everybody except *&^*&^ and (*&(*&*(. There. you happy now?
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 11:51am On Aug 20, 2008
*goes under d bed brings out AK-49 loads it with bullet and walks back into d the thread*,,
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 12:11pm On Aug 20, 2008
be careful, for if u throw stones into the market place, it might just hit ur mother
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 12:14pm On Aug 20, 2008
i dont miss target and my mum is not in the market now,shoots gabrywl left buttocks grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 12:19pm On Aug 20, 2008
oh, ok. keep firing if it is Gabs buttocks thats the target
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 12:22pm On Aug 20, 2008
yes now,dont u know,i pieces the yash 2day, wink mk nobody hold me oh
Re: Everybody by MrInfo1(m): 12:27pm On Aug 20, 2008
Her yash no kukuma dey useful tongue
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 12:29pm On Aug 20, 2008
@chi

u know say i dey ur back. fire on.

info, no be lie at all. it is totally useless. yansh wey her hubby use padlock on top
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 1:22pm On Aug 20, 2008
ohh. . . No wonder my booty become more sexier and sexier each day. , . . Thanks grin My bf will be sooo proud! grin
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 1:33pm On Aug 20, 2008
some1 like u,will have a galfriend not boyfriend,

*fires d second yash* grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 4:02pm On Aug 20, 2008
thats the spirit. infact fire her bosom join sef cheesy
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 4:17pm On Aug 20, 2008
Girlfriend? Heheh! I dont think thats right ohhh. . . See tufe gets turn on that he wants my bosom to grow big as well. . . I fit get 1000 bf's ohh. . . Just that I am playing hard to get tongue
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 5:46pm On Aug 20, 2008
. . oya bring that boobbie here for inspection
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 5:51pm On Aug 20, 2008
Nope. only one man can do that and you know who.
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2008
me of course
Re: Everybody by Jeovy(m): 6:08pm On Aug 20, 2008
can anybody tell tufe to stop trying to toast gaby,chioya where that your gun?
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 6:18pm On Aug 20, 2008
oga, wetin i do u na. na becoz u no get ur own lyrics. cheesy
Re: Everybody by Jeovy(m): 6:39pm On Aug 20, 2008
tufe,you don forget say I just marry cheesy
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 8:50pm On Aug 20, 2008
. . .to girl wey don run leave you grin
Re: Everybody by Jeovy(m): 6:43am On Aug 21, 2008
run?when I no dey aware,she just kissed me again kiss
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 9:47am On Aug 21, 2008
ehn, dreams dreams dreams
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 10:15am On Aug 21, 2008
returns fully armed wink
*throws in tear gas into thread* undecided undecided
picks jeovy up,hands him 3 grenades,2 machines guns and i bullet proof


jeovy its time 4 war, (echoes) cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Everybody by izeek(m): 12:06pm On Aug 21, 2008
I WONDER Y EVERYBODY IS ACTING CHILDISH,
CANT SOMEBODY TAKE THE INITIATIVE EVEN IF NOBODY WANTS TO.
THIS GOES TO ANYBODY.
Re: Everybody by Jeovy(m): 7:23am On Aug 22, 2008
throws tear gas into izeek mouth,where is tufe?
Re: Everybody by jaymobb(m): 7:26am On Aug 22, 2008
wetin dey happen here
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 8:16am On Aug 22, 2008
world war 15 cheesy cheesy

*brings more 12 ak-49*
e don red 2 day
Re: Everybody by tytylayor: 10:20am On Aug 22, 2008
hw many pple u don kill since wen u start ur war?
Re: Everybody by jaymobb(m): 10:40am On Aug 22, 2008
tyty no mind am make she dey form lord of wars 4 usgrin

@chioya

shebi na 4 your backyard u dey manufacture the ak-49 bicos the one wey me i dey aware of na ak-47 undecided
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 11:55am On Aug 22, 2008
@tyty

one cockcroach and 2 rats grin grin grin

@jamborine
u r still in stone age,ask ak 49 don come out shocked shocked shocked
Re: Everybody by tytylayor: 12:41pm On Aug 22, 2008
eeoooo chioya, u don kill one country finish o, shwuuuu shocked
Re: Everybody by mykali(m): 1:05pm On Aug 22, 2008
@chioya. . . . .rotfalmaoafs (rolling on the floor and laffing my ass out and farting seriously) grin grin grin

please, lend me one of your ak 59, make i join the war. world war 15 don start so.?

Re: Everybody by izeek(m): 1:07pm On Aug 22, 2008
@jeovy

bush man, nah for mouth them dey throw tear gas,
small wonder u was deported from iraq.

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