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Re: Chioya's Job Application by Gabry(f): 4:29pm On Sep 09, 2008
none of you all are mad. just craZy grin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by clemcykul(f): 8:34am On Sep 10, 2008
cbase why u come dey mess na??

shey i warn about dat red beans last nite
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 8:41am On Sep 10, 2008
enters with kpagolo and stick
sings
who mess am na cbase,
cbase say na clemcys,
clemcys say no worry na NLD CHAIRMAN (seun) mess am wink kiss
Re: Chioya's Job Application by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Sep 10, 2008
puss grin grin grin grin grin

seun sabi mess o, even for admin head quarters na so d guy dey scatter ground widout controlgrin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 10:31am On Sep 10, 2008
who send u,i no talk oh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tytylayor: 12:10pm On Sep 10, 2008
fear dey catch u?
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 12:28pm On Sep 10, 2008
fear 4 wat?i never fear nothing angry
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 6:06pm On Sep 10, 2008
sharrap dia. u wey get chicken liver
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 8:04am On Sep 11, 2008
Na Mama J be dat oo, angry
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 8:41am On Sep 11, 2008
tufe

na me u say get chicken liver,no wahala.u wey get orangutan liver watin u fit do undecided undecided

cbase
who call u 4 dis matter now
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 9:24am On Sep 11, 2008
ask those, who carry u give me sad
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 9:44am On Sep 11, 2008
listen attentively,u cant be papa johnny so go find some1 else
Re: Chioya's Job Application by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Sep 11, 2008
the truth is dat he has tried

and no one want him becuss of his bald head
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 9:55am On Sep 11, 2008
if na that one e good,he has terrible body odour i dey perceive am from my laptop anytime i come NLD
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

*dont say i told u oh*
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 10:12am On Sep 11, 2008
@Clem
just because i refused u, doesnt mean u should lie bout ma good looks grin

@ chioya
God forbid, me Papa Johnny, Tufiakwa. Chineke God no go gree give me dat kine punishment.
If i have Body Odour, i wonda wht u will call dat wey dey ooze out, if u comot ur pant. abi u no dey wash down der? undecided
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 11:11am On Sep 11, 2008
hahaha,see suckaway dey talk oh, wink
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 12:01pm On Sep 11, 2008
see shit Tanker dey talk 2
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 12:27pm On Sep 11, 2008
chioya:

if na that one e good,he has terrible body odour i dey perceive am from my laptop anytime i come NLD
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

*don't say i told u oh*

oh my GOD shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 12:37pm On Sep 11, 2008
wetin dey shock u, abi u neva percieve body odour before sad
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 2:52pm On Sep 11, 2008
. . .but body odour wey dey ooze from laptop is new to me. urs must be extra extra extra ordinary
Re: Chioya's Job Application by chioya(f): 2:55pm On Sep 11, 2008
gbam u get am
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 3:02pm On Sep 11, 2008
chai! na me be this? grin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 3:17pm On Sep 11, 2008
is u ohhh. better do something about am sharp sharp, if not, even Little Johnny go dey run from u
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 3:19pm On Sep 11, 2008
yeye boi cheesy, i hear say u don soffer am b4, wetin u use cure ur own?
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 3:27pm On Sep 11, 2008
abeg oh, no involve me for ur predicament. i never suffer am b4
Re: Chioya's Job Application by cbase: 3:32pm On Sep 11, 2008
so Tyty, Ur Yummie don dey lie, shey? beta tell me which medication u use, i hold ur life history smiley
Re: Chioya's Job Application by tufe(m): 3:55pm On Sep 11, 2008
i knowy yummie can never say such, so go confirm ur source, cuz dem don lie to you
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Gabry(f): 4:25pm On Sep 11, 2008
relax people. I got Egusi soup waiting on the stove. I eat, you guys watch
Re: Chioya's Job Application by MrInfo1(m): 11:05pm On Sep 11, 2008
You die alone, we watch
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Gabry(f): 2:22am On Sep 12, 2008
Good. that way I wont have to compete with you guys on who will go to heaven first. When I'm already there and its fully book, you guys have no choice but to go to hades grin
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Jeovy(m): 2:41am On Sep 12, 2008
Gaby

living with six guys doesn't make it heaven.

Chase,

you don cure your odour?
Re: Chioya's Job Application by Gabry(f): 2:44am On Sep 12, 2008
Says who its heaven With them farting and burping and their messyness and their loudness and their pikinness. . . . . . Its plain frustrating. I mean if you come seek fight with me, you have to go through 6 bobos ohhh. . . . You feel hit abi?

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