tufe:

lol . . . . . .lovely. absolutely lovely blackmail.

the guy no get sense

d guy is a disgrace to manhood

RSA:

Thats funny,a real classic

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both
of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After
they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man, That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle, My car is
completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I
think I'll just wait for the police, "

I think I'm changing sexes.
Haba,why una dey make us appear foolish like this?

nice one.

IT SEEMS WE'VE GOT SO MANY FUNNY GUYS HERE,

SEE, SHOWPLUS AFRICA IS LOOKING FOR UP-COMING STAND-UP COMEDIANS TO FEATURE IN THEIR 2008 EDITION OF ''LAFF NAIJA @ 48'' IN PORT-HARCOURT. AN EVENT TO MARK THE 48TH BIRTH DAY OF THE COUNTRY.

ACCORDING TO TIMEOUT MAGAZINE, THERE IS GOING TO BE A FREE AUDITION/SCREENING FOR INTERESTED ARTISTES IN SEPTEMBER 2008. BUT THE DATE IS WHAT I DON'T KNOW YET.

IF YOU ARE IN PORT-HARCOURT OR NEARBY AND WANT TO MAKE A CAREER IN STAND-UP COMEDY, I THINK THIS IS ONE OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE TO GRAB!

INTERESTED CANDIDATES SHOULD WRITE:COMEDY (SPACE) NAME (PACE) LOCATION (SPACE) SEX. AND SEND TO 08030646882.
EXAMPLE COMEDY, CHIKA, LAGOS, MALE.

YOU CAN GET VEDIOS OF THEIR PEREVIOUS EDITIONS (FEATURING '' I GO DIE'' ''BASKET MOUTH'' "MR LORD" AND OTHER COMEDIANS) IN THE MARKET. THEY ARE TAGGED '' LAFF NAIJA @46'' AND ''LAFF NAIJA @47'' I HAVE GOT JUST ONE EDITION.

GOOD LUCK!

Tufe, If I be your gorrilla, you be my orang utan.

Chioya, tufe is all yours.

oh! boy, GSM don spoil plenty things o!

thot there was a complete silence. . ok, the joke try small. small o

gabyy
watin they do u nah i no want tufe oh na by force

a trial will convince u, i swear, just try it

Chioya,

How come you dont want tufe? Do you know that he is a good guy with alot of potential in life?

the man dey won take chances
and the woman dey take advantage

so u be nor know say na so girls be!
sorry

@tyty

dont mind her, its her loss. besides, i dont even want to have anything to do with a woman that can give birth to an slowpoke as Johnny

@gab

U! U!! U!!!, i never get ya time

Tufe the Minister of woman's affair mMmmmmm

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

babaCT:

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

who b dis old man and where all him teeth? Go

na accident na you no know say na him be the mumu man wey get accident wey d woman trick to drink

dreeldee:

na accident na you no know say na him be the mumu man wey get accident wey d woman trick to drink

You sir, have been hiding from me

Ruby_Pearl:

You sir, have been hiding from me

stalker _{i thought you had left with hurricane gustav jk wassup}

Wow! I feel so hated!
Thank you! Now am going to bed depressed

Ruby_Pearl:

Wow! I feel so hated!
Thank you! Now am going to bed depressed

ok ok i was only kidding, didn't you see it in my post _{of course you know i don't hate you}

dreeldee:

ok ok i was only kidding, didn't you see it in my post _{of course you know i don't hate you}

You better not b/c I'll still be stalking you. I go find your address on Google sef.

I'm going to bed, ttyl

Wow! I feel so hated!
Thank you! Now am going to bed depressed Cry

na wa oo, finger no de pain una, good nite sha

Ruby_Pearl:

You better not b/c I'll still be stalking you. I go find your address on Google sef.

I'm going to bed, ttyl

they're classified so you can't get it no matter how hard you try. goodnight, my day is just starting at 11.30pm

idupaul:

na wa oo, finger no de pain una, good night sha

we no dey use that kind of aba made keyboard naw

chei!
who dem stroke like dis

tufe, see what have you caused yourself now?

RUBY, DREELDEE!!! What are you guys doing in here?

Sane thing you doing

thank you jare, gaby you heard him

Ayaa.d guy ws only tryn 2 be nyc(IN D TOILET).bomb dey hin head.

infobaba:

Sane thing you doing

Are you referring to moi or dreeldee?

dreeldee:

thank you jare, gaby you heard him

How are you sure that he is not referring to you? You are more sane than me ohhh

gabrywyl:

Are you referring to moi or dreeldee?

Are u offended

Offended over what?