The other day my man needed to pay a visit to the toilet , so he found a public toilet that
had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So he went into the other, one, closed the
door, dropped his trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you
doing?'

Although he thought that it was a bit strange, he didn't want to be rude,
so he replied 'Not too bad thanks.'
After a short pause, he heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'
Again he answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick poo, How
about yourself?'

The next thing he heard him say was, 'Sorry mate, I'll have to call
you back. I've got some d*ckhead in the cubicle next to me answering
everything I say.'

I can imagine the serious beating that would follow   

This joke is a classic. It works all the time.

mykali:

there was no sign on the door to the other cubicle that said, ''i'm making a call''

so no be the guy fault. . . .

nice joke.

Abi o, but is it true that men dont talk in the toilet?

fat lie. me and my guys dey talk wella, especially when doing short put and smoking at the same time will blasting

You be a bunch of sissy's ohhh. . .

tufe:

fat lie. me and my guys dey talk wella, especially when doing short put and smoking at the same time will blasting

TMI,lol

Thanks for bringing back the memory of this joke

@gab

are u referring to me?

I did not mention any names

. . but u inferred

Did I? Must be my twin sister than

ofcourse shes referring to u

@gab
. . u mean that gorrilla pix u posted

@chioya

c as u like touble

Thats your gf.

. . . but u are my girl friend now

Nice joke jeovy. I dey miss una.

Keep the good work

the man. . . . . . . . nice to c ya post

ituen:

Nice joke jeovy. I dey miss una.

Keep the good work

Are you sure,you came back the same.His name is not Jeovy

abeg tufe tell am for me

Thanks bro

@jeovy

I believe you woke up this morning with banana peel in ur mouth

wait make I check

u never still come tell us

@ituen

na Ebonyj post the joke na

@gabby
rat lick ya yash
na tufe be ya boyfriend, i cant serve 2 masters its too hard and painful

ah, no be my gf oh. i was just trying to say that she looks like the gorrilla pix she posted

Thats funny,a real classic

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both
of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After
they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So, you're a man, That's
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle, My car is
completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The
woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it
back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I
think I'll just wait for the police, "

lol . . . . . .lovely. absolutely lovely blackmail.

the guy no get sense

women can never change

maybe u tell me why

@grow

ask u mom