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I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Ebonyj(f): 1:18pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Found this and could ot resist postiing it, Enjoy, Sing to the 'I Will Survive' Parody At first I was afraid, I was petrified! When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on. . . But there you are, Another lie! I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bul sh t, Just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on now go! Walk out the door! Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a prat to think I wouldn't catch you out, Don't you know we' re only joking when we say size doesn't count. (Chorus) I will survive, I will survive! Cos as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive, I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive, I will survive. . . hey . . . hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed, Go on now go! Just make a dash, Last time I saw a p***k that small was watching Gladstone run nude hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me Go on now go! Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll only throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a p***k as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce (Chorus) Go on now go! Get out of my sight, I'm going back to my appliance, Cos I know it's length is right, And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting up your inches as you pick them off the floor. Go on now Go! |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by tufe(m): 4:06pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
ah, ebony, i go tell ur husband. KAI !!! anyway, make she come, me get 11 imches. i be the koko master. she doesnt need all that latex and batteries, i am all she needs nice one |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 4:07pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
@Topic, OH COOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! I shall sing this lyrics on my karaoke machine tomorrow. |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Ebonyj(f): 4:22pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
@Tufe , abeg you wan make my husband ask me where I get this from? No tell am o @Gaby, make sure you don't sing or play it in front of your man |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Yes I will. HAHAHAH! |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by tufe(m): 5:37pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
if u sing am for him front, na Gbosa u go hear for ur head |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 5:38pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
For your information, I am a good singer |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by tufe(m): 5:56pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
i hear u . . . . rubbish singer u mean |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Ebonyj(f): 9:39am On Aug 21, 2008 |
gabrywyl: No matter how good a singer you are , dont sing this for your man o, him no go see th funny side at all |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by tufe(m): 12:16pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
. . .as i said, na gbosa she go hear for her head |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Nautillus(m): 12:25pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Nice . . .wont be funny being at the other end of that song oh . .** |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by tufe(m): 12:28pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
then i sentence u to the end |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by ThugLife1(m): 5:07pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
uhm |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 6:10pm On Aug 31, 2008 |
You guys are just jelous just cause I can sing well |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by tufe(m): 7:49pm On Aug 31, 2008 |
that one na for ur dream abi |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 9:53am On Sep 02, 2008 |
jelous jelous jelous |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by mykali(m): 10:02am On Sep 02, 2008 |
lol. very good. clap 4 yaself gabby. |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by lexicon(m): 10:09am On Sep 02, 2008 |
what a crazy lyrics !! |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by clemcykul(f): 10:38am On Sep 02, 2008 |
hehehe nice one |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by mohawkchic(f): 10:58am On Sep 02, 2008 |
~this version will do me & my home gals just great on a kareoke night in |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by habiolah(m): 4:11pm On Sep 02, 2008 |
weldone |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 4:30pm On Sep 02, 2008 |
mykali, wetin happen nna? Where you go again this time? You are not Harry Potter abi? Why you appear and dissapear in one click? |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by clemcykul(f): 9:20am On Sep 03, 2008 |
yes na |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by mykali(m): 2:04pm On Sep 05, 2008 |
gabrywyl: and yhu aint alwayz on line when i am. so return from yhur vac and lets gist. |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by clemcykul(f): 11:52am On Sep 08, 2008 |
u don dey flex girls with ur two newly grown beard |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by cbase: 6:33pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
I Will Survive(The Picture Version)
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Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by stkris(m): 5:48am On Sep 09, 2008 |
lol. . funny picture version |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 6:46am On Sep 09, 2008 |
mykali: Whats gist? |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by cbase: 6:20pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
G==Get I==In S==Shut Up and T==Tease-(Mykali) G.I.S.T |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Gabry(f): 1:28am On Sep 10, 2008 |
Tease what? |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by clemcykul(f): 8:08am On Sep 10, 2008 |
lol |
Re: I Will Survive(dirty Version) by Ebonyj(f): 12:58pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Very funny picture version. |
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