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Testimony In Church by tysolo(m): 12:40pm On Aug 22, 2008
A woman just returned from a trip and as soon as she stepped into the house, after the usual welcome thingies, she asked her younger child, a 6-year-old boy, if everything was alright in the two days she's been away.


"Ha, mummy, Praise God!" he said, "In fact, I want to give a testimony at Church on Sunday! A strange thing happened when u left, Alright ke, hmmn, everything was not alright o". Slightly curious, the mum asked, "so what happened sweetie?"



"Soon after you left on Friday, Bayo from next door came to see Bunmi. We were in the sitting room watching Cartoon Network and I slept off.



But when I awoke, I couldn't find them both. I searched everywhere: kitchen, toilets, garden and still I didn't find them. I became scared, and then I heard some murmur coming from your room.



"It was dark inside and I couldn't see them well at first from the door.



But I guess Bunmi was mad at something because her eyes were gleaming.



Then I think she was feeling sick and nearly fainted and Bayo started breathing in her mouth, just like we were taught in P. E. Class.



And then it got serious because he started having trouble getting her mouth and kept trying to hold her head in place and all that.



"She must have nearly died because he started to feel her heart! He had trouble finding it and he started feeling all over her body, inside her clothes to find it! At a point he even started using his mouth, looking for it all over: her thighs and all!



By then Bunmi was so sick, she was just moaning and moving here and there. Bayo too was becoming infected and he started grunting like Balu the bear in Jungle Book, !



"Then I saw it, Mummy, I saw it! I saw the demon that possessed them all the while.



A black, thick, snake-like demon came out of Bayo 's pants, standing strong and rude! They paused for a second, and then Bunmi got brave and decided to bite it to death.



It was a fierce battle as she struggled with it. It kept going in and out of her mouth and Bayo was cursing softly all the while.



Eventually, the demon surrendered and started bleeding white,



"Then, Bunmi tugged it several times and slapped it, I don't know why she did something that silly, because, the demon got angry and strong again!



Then Bayo and Bunmi joined forces and started squashing it between them.



They squashed and squashed again. It was so bad! Bayo was

growling this time like an enraged gorilla and Bunmi kept saying all sorts.



For some time she kept blaming Bayo for the trouble saying, "Oh Bayo, you've killed me, you've finished me, I'm finished" some times, she was begging God for more power, "Oh Lord, Oh God, give it to me, give it to me !"



And truly, after a long while, the demon died, bleeding a creamier white this time.



"They just lay there tired. Bayo and Bunmi, and were just talking in low tones.



Suddenly, I think the snake-bite became worrisome, and Bunmi became sick again. Bayo started to look for her heart once again and then, oh my God, the demon resurrected! This time, it was Bunmi who took charge.



She put it right under her and started sitting on it. It was biting her and she kept yelling and jumping and sitting and Bayo was then begging for God to intervene.



He just sat there holding Bunmi and calling God several times.

Truly God was faithful and The Demon finally died.



Bunmi slumped across Bayo and they both fainted there for a long time!



"When they awoke, Bunmi said she was concerned about something and Bayo brought a rubber hood out. He said truly, they should have used it.



Maybe they would have just strangled the demon instead,



"Mummy, I must give testimony in Church on Sunday! If not for God, imagine!



And I must say, you have a brave daughter in Bunmi!"
Re: Testimony In Church by chioya(f): 2:41pm On Aug 22, 2008
praise the lord undecided undecided
Re: Testimony In Church by helium44(m): 2:45pm On Aug 22, 2008
@chioya
ALLELUYA

@poster
Beautiful!!!If original then you must be a genius so embrace and polish the talent.Dont let it die!
Re: Testimony In Church by chioya(f): 2:52pm On Aug 22, 2008
@helium
talent in sex undecided undecided
Re: Testimony In Church by helium44(m): 3:13pm On Aug 22, 2008
Oh Yea!!! Thumbs Up bro! cool.U sure dont have a prob with dat chioya. cheesy cheesy cheesy.Tel me you didnt enjoy reading it grin grin
Re: Testimony In Church by Nobody: 3:20pm On Aug 22, 2008
I find it quite funny
Re: Testimony In Church by tytylayor: 3:20pm On Aug 22, 2008
chioya:

@helium
talent in sex undecided undecided

lol cheesy cheesy
Re: Testimony In Church by tufe(m): 6:52pm On Aug 22, 2008
lol
Re: Testimony In Church by Perle(f): 7:45pm On Aug 22, 2008
funny testimony
Re: Testimony In Church by cescky(m): 8:25pm On Aug 22, 2008
;d sad
Re: Testimony In Church by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 22, 2008
Perle, how are you? Good to knw you re online
Perle:

funny testimony
Re: Testimony In Church by Perle(f): 8:37pm On Aug 22, 2008
@femmace: I`m fine
U?
Re: Testimony In Church by Nobody: 8:39pm On Aug 22, 2008
Perle:

@femmace: I`m fine
You?
Good and excited
Re: Testimony In Church by Nobody: 8:41pm On Aug 22, 2008
@Perle
Howz Hamburg? TGIF
Re: Testimony In Church by Perle(f): 8:44pm On Aug 22, 2008
how do u know I stay in Hamburg
Re: Testimony In Church by Nobody: 9:02pm On Aug 22, 2008
Perle:

how do u know I stay in Hamburg
I see am for your profile
Re: Testimony In Church by Perle(f): 9:04pm On Aug 22, 2008
oh
Re: Testimony In Church by dreday(m): 9:13pm On Aug 22, 2008
its an old joke,but its nice 2 'hear' again.
Nice one
Re: Testimony In Church by tufe(m): 12:48pm On Aug 23, 2008
yawns
Re: Testimony In Church by MrInfo1(m): 1:59pm On Aug 23, 2008
. . . . Out germs angry
Re: Testimony In Church by sunej(m): 2:25am On Aug 25, 2008
wow grin this will make a great testimony in children class!

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