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The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by dani1luv: 3:17pm On Aug 22, 2008
1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by chy92(f): 3:57pm On Aug 22, 2008
Nice
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by spenchuks(m): 5:10pm On Aug 22, 2008
cry, cry, cry, i like seeing women cry tongue tongue tongue
@chy92
see ur mouth like nice
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by ramonacee(f): 5:19pm On Aug 22, 2008
=))
number 17
the guy go almost run mad, (seriously laughin and rollin on over)una go kill person ohh
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by princeonx: 7:50pm On Aug 22, 2008
If I must go through all that before I settle with a woman, guess I might as well start thinking of being a priest!
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by cescky(m): 8:29pm On Aug 22, 2008
prince_onx:

If I must go through all that before I settle with a woman, guess I might as well start thinking of being a priest!

lollllllllllll grin grin grin

@post
undecided undecided undecided
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by folahann(m): 9:30pm On Aug 22, 2008
may be not men like me
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by Nella(f): 11:26pm On Aug 22, 2008
prince_onx:

If I must go through all that before I settle with a woman, guess I might as well start thinking of being a priest!

rotflmao grin, U don see God own list?

dani1luv:

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.
2. Be ambiguous. Always.
3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it`s their fault.
4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago.
5. Make them apologize for everything.
6. Stash feminine products in their backpacks and in their books as cute reminders that you were thinking of them.
7. Gossip. Gossip about everything that walks.
8. Play Alanis Morissette`s "You Outta Know," loud. Look at them Smile.
9. Look them in the eye and start laughing.
10. Cry.
11. Get mad at them for everything.
12. Discuss your period in front of them. Watch them squirm.
13. Hold grudges.
14. Demand to be e-mailed. Often. Whine when they don`t comply.
15. When complimented, make sure to be paranoid. Take nothing at face value.
16. Use daddy as a weapon. Tell them about his gun collection, his quick trigger finger, and his affection for his "little princess."
17. Be late for everything. Yell if they`re late.
18. Talk about your ex-boyfriend 24-7. Compare and contrast.
19. Go everywhere in groups, especially the bathroom. Do nothing alone. Independence is a sign of weakness.
20. Cry.
21. Make them guess what you want and then get mad when they`re wrong.
22. Plan little relationship anniversaries, i. e. the monthly anniversary of the time you saw each other in the library. . . for five minutes. Then get mad at them for forgetting. Then cry.




Lol, I can just imagine that,
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by Joseph6(m): 11:30pm On Aug 22, 2008
i find it intriguin comin 4rm a guy
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by benjay1(m): 2:04pm On Aug 23, 2008
~Like say the girl use juju hold me. . . No time for long thing.
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by spenchuks(m): 3:19pm On Aug 23, 2008
no mind them.
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by lysaa(f): 12:50am On Aug 24, 2008
eh? u again?
Re: The 22 Things To Drive Men Crazy by Ruddyface(f): 9:01am On Aug 24, 2008
spenchuks:

cry, cry, cry, i like seeing women cry tongue tongue tongue
@chy92
see your mouth like nice

angry Pssh (hiss)! embarassed

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