a woman was mourning her late husband and  refused to be consoled for several months.
after 3 years, her daughter introduced her to a nice man with the aim that she would remarry and they got off together immediately. after some weeks, the man took her to his house and after the preliminaries, the man undressed her only that to see she was wearing a black undies. the lady told him that: my breast is for you to handle, my body for you to romance, my lips for you to kiss but down there,  i am still mourning my late husband.
the man knew that luck was against him that day and he let go.
the following day, the same thing happened and it continued for a month.
one day after undressing the lady, she gave her usual sermon and said she was still mourning with her black undies and the man removed his own trousers only to reveal a black condom.
the woman said: what are you doing with a black condom ?and the man replied her that since she had been mourning since all these days with black undies,  HE WANTED TO OFFER HIS OWN CONDOLENCES TOO WITH THE BLACK CONDOM

[b]nice one but u too like sex[/b]

@ Poster

Abeg no leave us in suspense na. Yarn us watin happened next ?

Thats's very thoughtful of the man

Do black condoms exist

yes in helpee village

sunej:

Do black condoms exist

Yes. i saw it yesterday

abasifo, u said helpee loves sex, but u said the posts was cool

so u never see black condoms before? go white garment church. as black candle dey, na so black condom dey.

have you heard this joke before?
in hell, every country get its own corner. nigeria corner, american corner, london corner.
the moment you die, you will identify your country and they will post you to that corner to continue your suffering.
it was soon discovered that every new arrival in hell started claiming they are nigerians.
oyinbo go say im be nigerian. nigeria corner soon became overpopulated.
devil now set up a committee to find out the reason and it was discovered that in nigerian corner, all the demons that were suppossed to be torturing people have been bribed. if you can drop something, no punishment for you. also, the electricity was epileptic so the electric chair they use to torture people are most of the time without electricity.
also, hell fire in nigeria corner was not hot because there was no fuel or kerosine to keep them burning.
so, nigerian corner became a delight in hell

even nairaland get corner for hell fire.
if u doubt me, ask helpee and sunej

lmao

spenchuks:

even nairaland get corner for hell fire.
if u doubt me, ask helpee and sunej

Bros wetin i do u, them tell u say i don go hell b4? , no worry, I go soon dig ur file!

wonders go no ever end for NLAND

my brother help me see o!

no cry my brother, e go better,

which cry, why d guy go associate my name with hell ^{Calls for a cutlass, heads to spenchuks house}

hehehe, take am easy please, thou shall not kill thy brother, says the lord of host,
just hand everything to god hand

Nice one d man must b a guru movin arnd wit condom

REPAIRMAN:

Nice one d man must b a guru movin arnd wit condom

what are u saying?, this one no be ordinary Gold Circle o!, black condom fa!

sunej:

which cry, why d guy go associate my name with hell ^{Calls for a cutlass, heads to spenchuks house}

Shey u don see why the guy taalk say u go go hell.U wan commit murder and u no wan go nigerian corner.My friend,u better repent [size=20pt]OR[/size]

Them no tell u say I be Pastor, am the Bishop of "Sunej women ministry". Heaven is my home!

Pastor indeed!!!
Little wonder they cut your kini in Zamfara 4 the off-topic thread

dreday:

Pastor indeed!!!
Little wonder they cut your kini in Zamfara for the off-topic thread

Big lie, ask all those women that testify with shildren in my church, they'll tell u it's intact!

No be prosthetic dey dia?

dreday:

No be prosthetic dey dia?

^{Searches wazobia dictionary} what does that mean?

it means wooden kini

dreday:

it means wooden kini

oh!, u mean ur wooden third leg!
Sorry o!, I think my Grannie will need it for firewood!

funny joke

una too spoil for here