Revised Angelic Verses (RAV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel According to the ravishing fourth wife of Prophet Abraham, from Agoyin Kingdom, in Ancient Dahomey, called Prophetess (Princess) Mojisola Gbenga-Ikelebe (alias Sissy Cotonou).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Nigeria, during a state visit to the world renowned lunatic asylum in Aro, Ogun State, General Okikiolakan Aremu Igbochukwu Matthew Olusegun Sikiru Obasanjo (GCFR; OND; JP) asked the Director of Psychiatry:

"How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said Baba Senator Iyabo (alias OBJ)."A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than both the spoon and the teacup. Right?"

"No" said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed in the presidential ward, Your Excellency, Sir?"

That is the end of my first story for today.
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APPENDIX 2:

Revised Standard Version (RSV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Holy Book of Psychedelic Lies according to General Overseer Ibrahim. Gbadamosi (Evil Spirit) Babangida (GCFR).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, in ancient Oshogbo, a married man went to confessional and said to the priest:

“Father, I had an affair with a woman, em errr, ehmm, emmmm … almost. "

“What do you mean by 'almost'?” questioned Reverend Father Ogedengbe.

“Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then, I stopped.”

“Rubbing together is the same as putting it inside,” explained the Right Reverend Father Ogedengbe. “You’re not to go near that woman again. Do you hear me? Now, say five "Hail Mary"s, and put N5,000 in the box for the poor.”

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the box for the poor . He brought out a wad of mint-fresh 1,000 naira notes, counted out five of the notes, rubbed them on the box for the poor, paused for a moment, and then decided to leave the church.

Reverend Father Ogedengbe quickly ran over to the man, and exclaimed aloud:

“I saw that! , Yes, I saw you … you didn’t put any money in the box for the poor! I caught you.”

The man replied:

“Well, Father Ogedengbe, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it’s the same as putting it inside!”

That is the end of my second and final story for today.

Revised Angelic Verses (RAV) translated from the Original Brokin Edition (OBE) of the Gospel According to the ravishing fourth wife of Prophet Abraham, from Agoyin Kingdom, in Ancient Dahomey, called Prophetess (Princess) Mojisola Gbenga-Ikelebe (alias Sissy Cotonou).

Story, story, (story). Once upon a time, (time, time!):
And so, it came to pass that, in the good old olden days, one day, a man was standing at the pearly gates of heaven, and Saint Peter (the chief immigration officer on duty) addressed him:

“All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you expedited passage into the Kingdom of God.”

The man said: “No problem”

He recounted to Saint Peter that he once stopped at a road intersection and saw a motorcycle gang (i.e. oyibo militants) harassing a young woman in downtown New York. He got out of his car, walked up to one of the oyibo militants who was over seven feet tall, and must have weighed nearly 200 kilograms, and told him that abusing and harassing a young woman was a cowardly and un-gentlemanly act, and that he would not tolerate it happening in his presence. He then reached up, yanked out the oyibo militant’s nose ring, and kicked him in the blokos (balls) to make his point.

Saint Peter frantically searched the man’s life records in his book in front of him, and said:

“I can’t find that incident anywhere in your file. , When did that happen?”

The man looked at his watch and said:

“Oh, that was about five minutes ago.”

Nice,

Worry looks around, sorrow looks back but faith looks up

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