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| The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by goodguy(m): 11:34am On Sep 05, 2005 |
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission. The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?” “Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.” “Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.” Then the thief got his question: “How many people died on the Titanic?” The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.”  |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by layi(m): 11:56am On Sep 05, 2005 |
Thats was nice. Mo like paying the lawyers back in their own coin. |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by hotangel2(f): 1:50pm On Sep 05, 2005 |
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| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by Seun(m): 3:42pm On Sep 05, 2005 |
She gave him a hard question because of his story! |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by hotangel2(f): 6:35pm On Sep 05, 2005 |
I still don't get it. Why didn't d lawyer name them? explain please ?? |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by layi(m): 6:41pm On Sep 05, 2005 |
Ever beign in a court trial. U'll see the impossible 'qwesions' lawyers ask to make u loose your case. Its time to pay them back in their coin. Can anyone name the 1,500 people present on the titanic? Impossible |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by hotangel2(f): 6:45pm On Sep 05, 2005 |
Okay.. but i cant laugh anymore. Cos it took me centuries to get.  |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by spikelord(m): 1:17am On Jan 12, 2006 |
This is the real critical assignment |
| Re: The teacher, the thief and the lawyer by Oracle(m): 5:46am On Jul 12, 2006 |
Oh men! thatz due process of law |
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