This woman had just gotten out of the shower when her husband went in. Suddenly the door bell rang, so she put on a towel and went downstairs. When she opened the door it was the next-door neighbor Rob.

"I'll give you $500 if you'll drop the towel," Rob said. So she dropped the towel, grabbed the $500, then went to tell her husband about the money.

Before she could say a word, her husband yelled out, "Hey, was that Rob with the $500 he owes me?"

very old joke, bros u been de coma since 1996?