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If Men Were Banks by titilaelae(f): 2:18pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
[color=#006600] Which would you hang out with?** * If men were banks: The easy going ones that like to keep their own peace but doesn’t care deeply-- *Oceanic Bank* The happy ones that would spend money on you carelessly just to have you but not for love-- *InterContinental Bank* The small home boy who will always say “you’re welcome” — *First Inland **B**ank* Those that are lousy, think everything is possible and can even rape you when they hear “NO”-- *Bank PHB* The gentleman who cares about his lady, …very faithful, even when she misbehaves --*Fidelity Bank* The tall guys that say “Yes” when they mean to lie, they’ll say “don’t worry” when indeed you’re missing - *Skye Bank* The very old stingy guys who think that a lady must pay her own bill yet “them wan do” *-UBA* The very bold, proud and arrogant ones who loves titles and always think they are unique. *-Zenith Bank* The old Papa who doesn’t know how to dress, walk or dance well but can be trusted- *Union Bank* Those who are nervously social and in a hurry to pamper you even when you don’t need it– *Access** Bank* The gold diggers who want to share everything with ladies - Partnership that doesn’t work – *Equitorial Trust Bank* Those that request you to respect them by all means because they are men too– *FCMB* Those that are too shy to express their feelings even when they love you – *Sterling Bank* Those that are very old with pot belly …the sugar daddy that loves to “boogie” –* First Bank* Those that are okay sha! …but unfortunately not ready for love, they want to be on their own – *Diamond Bank* Those “anyhow guys” that want to encourage themselves to stand tall even where they are short – *AfriBank* The fine gentleman, handsome, lovely, amicable, trustworthy and cool but doesn’t like parties– *GT Bank* Those that are “born again” and would not want ladies that can stress them- *Ecobank* Those that are old but still behaves childishly – the mummy’s big boys – *Unity Bank* The civil servant who complains too much about lean purse – *Spring Bank* Those who smoke, drink and gamble too much and doesn’t care what anybody says – *Wema Bank* The ones that want to “form big boy” even when they are poor –*Stanbic IBTC* The immature ones that want big ladies--*Micro Finance Bank.* |
Re: If Men Were Banks by adekennis(m): 4:04pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
u try |
Re: If Men Were Banks by ramonacee(f): 4:52pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
fidelity 4 some *** |
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