Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,156,505 members, 7,830,518 topics. Date: Friday, 17 May 2024 at 12:53 AM

Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! (1259 Views)

Can I kiss you ?....Very Funny Joke / Classic Funny Joke. I Swear Dis Is Not Copy And Paste! Check It Out. :d / Funny Joke: About Abcdefghijk Between Husband And Wife. (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 28, 2008
A Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish
lady in order to be legally certified via resident status, but the
lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing
that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden , our chap
decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda .

Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man
that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a
Ugandan and they must all have dinner together.

The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly,
and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and
postponed until he could do so no more.

Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other
Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the
table.
Our Naija chappie was very quiet. "My own don spoil today" was
all he could think.

The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle,
being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. "Hey! It's
not everyday you meet people from home.!" they admonished.

Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he
would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from
some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking
across the table he said: "Omo Eko ni mi. Ni bo lo ti ja wa?"

The fellow looked up at our friend. His eyes lit up as he
said: "Ah, bobo gan! Omo Eko le mi nan!"
Re: Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! by adekennis(m): 5:12pm On Aug 28, 2008
Hey!,where did you get dis boring joke from angry
Re: Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! by Nobody: 5:17pm On Aug 28, 2008
boring? lol. . . .

it got ma rib cracking for all i care. maybe not as boring as you think.  tongue grin
Re: Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! by MrInfo1(m): 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2008
hahaha but still boring
Re: Omo Eko. . . .funny Joke! by StanP(m): 6:55pm On Aug 28, 2008
naija guys no dey carry last at all

(1) (Reply)

Is Bed Time Pls. / Bakari The House Boy / Dariye's Hot Jokes

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.