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Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 5:45pm On Sep 01, 2008
[center]I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance she leaned over and pushed me.[/center]
Re: Checking My Account Balance by lexicon(m): 6:08pm On Sep 01, 2008
elaborate
Re: Checking My Account Balance by spenchuks(m): 6:12pm On Sep 01, 2008
did u fall? undecided
Re: Checking My Account Balance by lexicon(m): 6:26pm On Sep 01, 2008
why u self no push am back ?

PUSH ME
I PUSH U

GOD NO GO VEX
Re: Checking My Account Balance by MrInfo1(m): 6:50pm On Sep 01, 2008
u dey Bleep up, u for push ur own back na undecided
Re: Checking My Account Balance by studio43(m): 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2008
she pushed u cuz of your account balance status wink
Re: Checking My Account Balance by MrInfo1(m): 7:55pm On Sep 01, 2008
lol, mo jasi. coded wink
Re: Checking My Account Balance by Jeovy(m): 8:40pm On Sep 01, 2008
studio43:

she pushed u because of your account balance status wink

grin grin grin grin,the account dey red grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by studio43(m): 8:47pm On Sep 01, 2008
she just suffer the clerk untop nothing, u can imagine grin grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by Jeovy(m): 8:49pm On Sep 01, 2008
grin grin grin grin,I for punch her if na me
Re: Checking My Account Balance by studio43(m): 9:08pm On Sep 01, 2008
the clerk use her church mind na,
atleast for suffering me, u need a push grin
if u like take your head hit table. na u sabi grin grin grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Sep 02, 2008
close dat teeth
Re: Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 4:18pm On Sep 02, 2008
spenchuks:

did u fall? undecided

God forbid, i dey kampe, i stand gidigba grin

infobaba:

u dey Bleep up, u for push your own back na undecided

trust me na, i push am well well tongue

infobaba:

lol, mo jasi. coded wink

o jasi konga cheesy cheesy

Jeovy:

grin grin grin grin,the account dey red grin

no be red, d account dey bleed cheesy cheesy

studio43:

the clerk use her church mind na,
atleast for suffering me, u need a push grin
if u like take your head hit table. na u sabi grin grin grin

i kno u nw, no be u be studio? cheesy cheesy
Re: Checking My Account Balance by kufreabasi(m): 4:44pm On Sep 02, 2008
what is the meaning? angry lipsrsealed
Re: Checking My Account Balance by MrInfo1(m): 5:14pm On Sep 02, 2008
Must you jasi ? grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by studio43(m): 8:31pm On Sep 02, 2008
tytylayor:

i kno u nw, no be u be studio? cheesy cheesy



ehen, any dealings? grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by Gabry(f): 7:30am On Sep 03, 2008
Poster

You should tell that person this:-

Excuse me sir or mam, can you not push me next time. That is very rude. One more time you do that, I will be expecting for an apology from you th nest time. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

I always do that when it happens to me. Its all good.  smiley

NO PUSHING OR VEXING IS ALLOWED. . . . . . . .   angry
Re: Checking My Account Balance by naijababe2(f): 7:50am On Sep 03, 2008
which bank would do dat?
Re: Checking My Account Balance by Gabry(f): 7:52am On Sep 03, 2008
Some monkey red anus bank. grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by naijababe2(f): 8:34am On Sep 03, 2008
ha ha!
Re: Checking My Account Balance by clemcykul(f): 8:42am On Sep 03, 2008
*grins*
Re: Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 10:09am On Sep 03, 2008
gabrywyl:

Some monkey red anus bank. grin


gabrywyl:

Poster

You should tell that person this:-

Excuse me sir or mam, can you not push me next time. That is very rude. One more time you do that, I will be expecting for an apology from you th nest time. Thank you and have a pleasant day.

I always do that when it happens to me. Its all good. smiley

NO PUSHING OR VEXING IS ALLOWED. . . . . . . . angry

tnx for d advice grin grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by clemcykul(f): 1:26pm On Sep 03, 2008
you are most welcome.

where is your iyale?? (lolaabbey)
Re: Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 1:52pm On Sep 03, 2008
on exile wink
Re: Checking My Account Balance by mogentle(m): 2:49pm On Sep 03, 2008
who's there?
Re: Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 2:54pm On Sep 03, 2008
you, aproko smiley
Re: Checking My Account Balance by Jeovy(m): 2:55pm On Sep 03, 2008
Tyty
you still dey check your account balance
Re: Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 4:31pm On Sep 03, 2008
imagine grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by Nobody: 4:40pm On Sep 03, 2008
small shildren of nowadays have account?

anyways, what else can they do other than check account balances grin grin grin
Re: Checking My Account Balance by clemcykul(f): 3:49pm On Sep 04, 2008
webdezzi go and bathe!

na wetin na?? haba
Re: Checking My Account Balance by tytylayor: 4:14pm On Sep 04, 2008
clemcykul:

webdezzi go and bathe!

na wetin na?? haba

no wonder d whole place is smelling
Re: Checking My Account Balance by MrInfo1(m): 4:42pm On Sep 04, 2008
Na achievement tongue

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