dimitar berbatov is now a manchester united player, i can authoritatively confirm. just got off the phone with uncle fergie ( ) and the details of the deal are: 30.75 million pounds on a 4yr contract plus fraiser campbell, jersey number 9. now i can go to bed.

eat your heart out chelsea and liverpool (no need to mention arsenal because they are no hopers), this is the deal of the season.

hallo, sammy online.are u there