Efani:

thats not all u want

yea!! U're damn right, thats not all i want, i want his d^^k as well!

well go get it. and tell me how it went

why do U want to know

i dont. i was jus sayin

@Efani: and who are you mr??,

Efani:

i don't. i was jus sayin

well then, just dont say it next tyme!!

my bad i wont
***smiley face***

lol, U're back [s]seems like i've been waiting 4 ya all ma life[/s]

lol. i kno u hav
same here

Check this one:
hapiness is like pissing in ur pants: everyone sees it, but only feels the warmth. may u piss in ur pants for the rest of ur life!!!

l.o.l

lol @ Efani

r u alwayz goin to make that face at me

Cuz thats the only face U deserve to receive

better not make that face when i'm hittin it

Why do I miss you? Because u make me smile. U are so kind. U are so sweet. U are funny. And most of all, because u are not texting me any more. That's Y.

When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for each other.

There are 12 months a year, 30 days a month, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, 60 minutes an hour, but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!

If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

dominobaby:

Check this one:
hapiness is like pissing in your pants: everyone sees it, but only feels the warmth. may u piss in your pants for the rest of your life!!!

na curse or na prayer?

@ hot angel
dats a long @$$ text msg

@Efani

GuSh!! that was

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

You've got sex appeal, you've got style, you've got intelligence, and you've got class. You've got the face and you've got the body but I've got the wrong number… Sorry

I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question, What happened?

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll, uhm, ah, eh, I'm gonna miss you for sure!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you, But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.

Efani:

@ hot angel
that is a long @$$ text msg

I wanna call u 'ode', or 'oponu' but i won't.

Open ur eyes well,u'll realise that it's not ONE TEXT MESSAGE. A whole bunch of them, seperated with SPACES IN BETWEEN!

@ rhod
that was wut? lol
@ angel
my bad then geeez

@ angel
im not familiar wit ur nigerian cuss words

@ efani, it's okay. It's good that u r not familiar with nigerian curse words. btw, i didn't curse u, i said i wanted to curse u, but i won't.

Next time, sha read well before u jump out talking. No be by force to talk.

lol Efani

@ rhod
its true
u better not make dat face lolo

lol Efani, u just typed ''lolo'' whats that??

o was a mistake.
do u always hav to check my grammar "mother"

who wants a guy who cant speak english correctly?

wut?
i was typin too fast
y do u have to type the whole words when u can just shorten it

lol and just what are we chucking on bout?? i was talking bout U typing ''lolo'' when U actually meant to type ''lol''

my bad then punk