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Re: Lovely Text Messages by DExplorer1: 4:42pm On May 14, 2009
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 4:50pm On May 14, 2009
Why d argument, it would b easy if u both just split d boxers.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 4:54pm On May 14, 2009
Dwayne, so, he go be wrapper abi ? grin

I dey wait your reply , jo and Quit playing around!
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 4:56pm On May 14, 2009
I've replied u since.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 5:02pm On May 14, 2009
Dwayne:

I've replied u since.

And i did same when u dey play around! tongue
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 5:20pm On May 14, 2009
My dear, u realy lack courtesy
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 6:28pm On May 14, 2009
Dwayne:

My dear, u realy lack courtesy

So, hw far ? grin
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 9:15pm On May 14, 2009
She u've gotten it. Learn 2 b polite wen requesting. Morover, i'm giving it out 4 free.
4 d thread,
anytime d sun beholds ur beauty it refuses to set. So is my undying quest 4 ur luv.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 7:40pm On May 15, 2009
@ explore, u don't know y i said dat. If u read d mail he sent 2 me u wuld have 2ld me not 2 give him at all.
As 4 d text, i believe u should ask someone 2 explain it 2 u, b'cos u de eror.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 7:42pm On May 15, 2009
Dwayne, dnt take this too far, . .

I Advise u post the Mail , i sent 0r rather i do a snapshot to clear things . . angry
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 7:58pm On May 15, 2009
Okay sorry, i am a gud guy 2 get along wit. But one tin, don't lay threats on me cus u don't know who i am. Dat apart, jurt playing 2 da land. Time 2 repay da favour, does starcomms it work in edo state? If it does, pls fill me in.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 8:01pm On May 15, 2009
Check, this THREAD . . .ask any Questions u want about Starcomms, I don't know About Edo State
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 8:20pm On May 15, 2009
@hayprof Just read thru ya thread. Thanks. No longer interested. 2 hectic.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 9:21pm On May 15, 2009
you dont have to read d whole thread frm page 1, join the train on the last /current page, . .nd u wuld get along well,
Re: Lovely Text Messages by DExplorer1: 7:07am On May 16, 2009
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 9:19am On May 16, 2009
About wat? undecided
Re: Lovely Text Messages by DExplorer1: 12:32pm On May 16, 2009
Hayprof, thanks 4 bin concerned jare! I nid dis jerk sms dat can make a pretty say yes without knowing, i mean a 'jax or spel' sms [don't get me wrong, am nt searching] any help?

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Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 12:35pm On May 16, 2009
Ask Dwayne grin
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 1:40pm On May 16, 2009
Sory 4 da brk in transmision, unable 2 connect since morning wit yf, i am now using opera in ma phone.
@hayprof, ve u now ordain me a profesional therapist in women affairs?
Explore, text re boring nowadays, i assure u, she must have seen much of it, but if u want 2 still try, use da method i posted above, i tell u ' it is new and hot. It's a surebanker. It has worked wonders 4 me.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 5:51pm On May 16, 2009
@Explore Have u tried it?
@hayprof, were u de. abi u still de xperience difficulty 2 connect. Enter opera 4.2 e just de work fine.
@thread check dis out.
Baby, just one more time, u and i one on one and i promise 2 make u touch d door knobs of paradise.

Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 7:52pm On May 16, 2009
Lol, @dwayne, lite no dey my area since nd my internet connection wil be out by 9pm, . .nd av been on the educational side since morning, . .

Am on mobile nw, though full nairaland.com pages, .

@explore, call the babe up tell her u want to see her badly, dat u gat something to tell her, she will say u shld go ahead nd talk on fone, insist! Say words only cant express it**.

NB. I dey on gal shop nw, she been dulling me since, though her Grandma been blocking my moves! (she's somehw shy. .) we go close together, hope i get something beta out of dis visit. .

Till later,

Hayprof reporting frm base*
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 8:37pm On May 16, 2009
@hayprof, dat grandma's got experience in babes tracking. I tell u, just stay low 4 da moment cus she'll surely block ur every move. Going 2 skull? Well i'll b going back 2, next week.
Dwayne, signing off.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by DExplorer1: 10:01pm On May 16, 2009
grin hayprof, dat kind base gud to stay nt just 4 a day o bt 4 eternity. Come tell me hw u take close deal.
@ dwayne, u get am well. In such situation dat's just what he can do cos d malle don pass dat level.

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Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 10:59pm On May 16, 2009
thus, the story continues, . .

I guess i was sitted @ her shop for up to an Hr, lol, Grandma don travel . .i was able to get that info frm my peepz wit em hears on d Ground, but the gal didnt say so, who cares?! I got the info already'

K, so i met her doing some chores, lol, i greetd her wit the prefix 'anti' . .we dey greet u, she replied well, @ least she's not shocked to c, moi (fine boi)

I was sited there browsing nd replying mails, on my fone. .though to make the work less-dullin. .brought my lil sis along. .sat there like an 1hr wen she dey pak to go home, . .

NB: she's conscious of her environmnt because, Grandma spies dey around, i requestd 4 a bottle of malt o, i shakk am

I didnt av the chance to chat her up b4 i left, bt unknwn to me, my lil sis was d message-medium, . .the message was "am sorry i culd chat u, reason(Grandma spies) . .so i cald her up (spoke in yoruba lang.)

Hey, i left wit the free Malta in my stomach

K, we plan to hook up 2moro sha,. .

END OF STORY -Part 1.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by DExplorer1: 7:11am On May 17, 2009
Up hayprof, bt ehmn, u fall my hand small.
1st Ques: U mean u didn't create a conversation even on general issues relating to her intrest.

N.B: If she like novels, start reading any in order to speak well on dat & if soccer, know her club side, stay glued to d league, & often talk abt d player she loves most.

2nd Ques: Is she a new 'investment' or an asset.

3rd Ques: Is dat shop to wide without a closet.

Kudos! because u earn urself another deal. Be smart, play it cool. Get d right words, say d right thing u'l gradually be closing a mega deal.

Ur visit wasn't in vain at least u got a free. Next deal, try shakk 2 bottles take some buns as well. .no pay o. I dey watch ya back.

*Keep reporting from base*

Am Off!

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Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 8:07am On May 17, 2009
Ha hayprof, u re not 2 sharp for a guy, i mean guy, sorry 2 say but u were just 2 dull. Imagine getting a one on one chance and just let it pass by. I'm afraid u may neva get a chance like dat again.
Anoda tin, try pay 4 wotever u take. It'll b an added advantage.
One last advice, d next time u meet one on one, engage her deeply but dont just let d tiger out of d basin of garri yet.
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 9:46am On May 17, 2009
@explor, she be New Investment, . .

Yes, I got a FREE! . . cool

Dude, I no dey read Novels.

I no dey Watch football jo' (like u all know I will rather be on the Internet)

. . .Lol, she already knows my intentions, . . I do call her on fone on a regular basis  grin

. .but sometimes she won't pick Y ?! Grandma always tryna knw who She be talking to!  angry

Talking about Asset that's got two meaning to me !

1). As in Second Hand . . NO!

2). Figure 8 she got it in moderate mode  tongue YES!
Re: Lovely Text Messages by hayprof(m): 9:53am On May 17, 2009
@Dwayne, things mite be a lil different in Our worlds, . .

Its' not Mr. Biggs that I will be Forced to pay, though I neva had nd intention to owe (But, she wont ask for payment!) -Get that FACT!

Yea, u can say am Dull, I cant just pound on Her like that . .  concerning are location / position  tongue

I am just tryna play my game, in other cases I won't even visit her shop @ all b4 I get a clinch on the babe*  cheesy

So, u mean i should just keep playing around for sometime,  dude. .i noticed that with girls recently. .  It's either u Speak Out OR Keep ur Intentions to urself. (One babe once told me to Speak out, dat she's listening . . .that was because i was tryna express in passive voice)

God, I love the Yoruba Language, na Once!  grin

N.B: She's not always opportuned, u knw dat kind'a girls na  grin -underwatch-
Re: Lovely Text Messages by Dwayne(m): 1:38pm On May 17, 2009
See guy, u re trying, i must give u dat. But were u bleeped is failing 2 engage her wen u had d chance. If u re 2 forward u'll scare her.
Pls tell me i didn't hear right wen u said u don't watch football. U're missing big time.
U promised 2 help me with sites 2 downl. Avatar and alliens vs monster. U know my mail.

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