[size=15pt]Man shoots brother to death testing efficacy of juju [/size]
Written by Peter Duru
Saturday, 06 September 2008
The desperation of a middle aged man to fortify himself against gun shots has resulted in his untimely death following the gun shot he received from his elder brother while trying to perfect the efficacy of the concoction prepared for him by a witch doctor.

Saturday Vanguard investigations revealed that the weird expedition took place in Ugambe Ikuravya in Kwande Local Government Area of Benue State where a middle aged man Iorpuu Deke accompanied by his elder brother Okahumba Deke went to a witch doctor to produce charms that would fortify them against bullets.

The witch doctor prepared a concoction for them with a caveat that the the medicine must be accompanied by a validity test which required that the recipient must be shot at almost immediately in order to confirm its potency.

It was at this juncture that the elder brother of the deceased was given the task of taking a shot at his sibling to confirm the reliability and efficiency of the concoction prepared for them by the witch doctor.

The deceased it was gathered gave his elder brother a single barrel short gun and directed the elder brother to shoot at him in order to confirm the efficacy of their latest acquisition. The experiment led to a fatal result when he was shot at by Okahumba, the bullet shattered him and he died instantly.

Residents of the community who spoke to Saturday Vanguard on condition of anonymity noted with disdained the willful wasteage of human live by two young men who set out on their own volition to accomplish an impossible mission.

He was quick to point out that the reasons for the dangerous expedition could not be far from the incessant communal clashes in the rural areas of the state that have somewhat taken a different dimension of late.
“Why won’t our youths now embark on the quest for extra ordinary protection and powers from strange sources when it has become the order of the day for well armed mercenaries to be engage in communal skirmishes that pervade the rural communities of our state”?

He also note, “be rest assured that this could be one among many who have toed this part but maybe others were lucky because they were not as bold as the deceased who only wanted to put to test his latest acquirement all to confirm its potency”.

Meanwhile the witch doctor behind the dastardly act and the elder brother of the deceased have been apprehended by men of the Benue State Police Command and have also been arraigned before a Makurdi Chief Magistrate Court for prosecution.

They are being charged for conspiracy and the alleged killing of late Iorpuu Deke, though on appearance in court no plea was taken for want of jurisdiction.

However, prosecution says that investigation into the matter is still ongoing even as he requested the court for the adjournment of the case pending further investigations.

Delivering her ruling the trial Senior Magistrate Mrs. Theresa Wergba ordered the accused persons to be remanded at the Federal Medium Prison in Makurdi and adjourned the case for a later date in the month.

The accused persons who were overwhelmed with shock could not alter a word when confronted to speak on why they ventured into the somewhat fatal mission.

The witch doctor could only mutter ‘sorry’ before being whisked away by men of the Prison Services. What he meant by that could only be a mater of conjecture because he looked a man completely out of his mind as a result of the shock he has sunken into.

source:http://www.vanguardngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=16249&Itemid=42

As a matter of urgent national importance, we require the set of ministry of juju to advise the government and standardise the forensic application of juju , to avoid confusion and accident in the polity.

God bless Nigeria

This event must be regarded as a landmark success of Juju Technology, because now that the test subject has been declared dead by medical doctors, advanced Juju modalities will be applied to revive the dead man deep inside his grave, whereafter he will dig his way out and emerge on the next night of the full moon, in a tribute to Mike Jackson's re-animation in the classic music video "Thriller".

Stand by for video of this epic occurrence.

A National fund for JUJU reserach & innovation is need to curb under funding.

why do Nigerians believe so much in juju

awesome!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Roflmao, these Northerners sef

DeepZone:

Roflmao, these Northerners sef

I bet more Southerners believe in that balderdash termed juju than Northerners.

RichyBlack, Jakumo, and some others have been trying to educate Nigerians about the sham called juju, but it seems our lessons did not get to that dead Nigerian on time!

While the Europeans are exploring the depths of reality, building massive colliders to reveal the truths of our universe; searching for the Higgs boson, hopelessly backward Nigerians still believe in the ultimate crap called juju!

wetin concern babalawo with higgs boson.  ifa and amadiorha holds all the secrets of the world.   

mosts animists are in the southern and middle-belt region of nigeria.

didn't know our folks can be this stupid.
Tufiakwa!

bawomolo:

wetin concern babalawo with higgs boson.  ifa and amadiorha holds all the secrets of the world.   

mosts animists are in the southern and middle-belt region of nigeria.

You're right man, ignorance is bliss!

and finally our quest for black magic is pushing us to the extreme.

see what ignorance can make of a man!

is rest in peace appropriate here? i doubt!

let there be a ministry of juju

chidichris:

let there be a ministry of juju

Seconded!