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| Urgent Question! by Nobody: 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
Please, does anybody know why the chicken crossed the road?  |
| Re: Urgent Question! by manickal(m): 5:23pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
 chai, my dear ibkaye. i left u alone for a long time thinking my craziness was rubbing off on u but guess what. . . .some things can never change.  to answer ur qxn. . . .because[b] there is fire on the mountain. [/b] |
| Re: Urgent Question! by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
ibkaye has gone kolomental again o. |
| Re: Urgent Question! by Nobody: 5:58pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
who is ibkaye |
| Re: Urgent Question! by aremuobj: 6:20pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
Yes I know He saw you attempting to cross the road but you were unable and decided to help you |
| Re: Urgent Question! by lordmassac(m): 6:27pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
this boy is a fool |
| Re: Urgent Question! by aremuobj: 6:35pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
I don't think he's more of a foll than you are because you know even provide any answer |
| Re: Urgent Question! by Jeovy(m): 6:51pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
kolo mental ibk |
| Re: Urgent Question! by MrInfo1(m): 7:55pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
 'cause it prepared to die  |
| Re: Urgent Question! by studio43(m): 8:07pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
kolomentry patient, poor ibkaye is off the hook  lord have mercy |
| Re: Urgent Question! by Gabry(f): 6:20am On Sep 08, 2008 |
The chicken cross the road cause it wanted to run away from Colonel Sanders |
| Re: Urgent Question! by AMIGO112(m): 10:54am On Sep 08, 2008 |
@ poster to get away from your ugly mug (lol) |
| Re: Urgent Question! by kayowalemi(m): 11:46am On Sep 08, 2008 |
Maybe there was a corn field on the other side or an attractive, beautiful, young, no wrinkle, gingerly walking female hen on the other side. Oh, oh , oh Ibkaye, do u have knife in your hand? Then expect olympic speed from the chicken. I don't know why olympic committee are not giving such chickens posted by Infobaba to have a free run on their field tracks I am quite sure Nigeria would have won more golds because I trust our local chickens. |
| Re: Urgent Question! by twinkle2: 6:37pm On Sep 08, 2008 |
| :p |
| Re: Urgent Question! by mykali(m): 11:31am On Sep 11, 2008 |
twinkle2: i concur  |
| Re: Urgent Question! by dani1luv: 11:39am On Sep 11, 2008 |
IBK don KOLO |
| Re: Urgent Question! by ud4u: 12:45pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
Guest what, I got the answer, The chicken crossed over the road, to your kitchen. I hope you are satisfied. |
| Re: Urgent Question! by mykali(m): 5:40pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
which kitchen. ibkaye aint old enuff to open the door to a kitchen, talkless of owning a kitchen. chicken kitchen. tongue twister |
| Re: Urgent Question! by clemcykul(f): 9:05am On Sep 12, 2008 |
i love chicken |
| Re: Urgent Question! by MrInfo1(m): 10:03am On Sep 12, 2008 |
. . . But can't afford em |
| Re: Urgent Question! by clemcykul(f): 10:45am On Sep 12, 2008 |
who told u dat? am not like you. lol |
| Re: Urgent Question! by mykali(m): 5:58pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
i told him that, you cannot afford ordinary chicken leg. |
| Re: Urgent Question! by keenchiori(m): 8:09pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Because the chicken saw u comming and remembered u stole its eggs.Crossing was its best option |
| Re: Urgent Question! by tufe(m): 9:15pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
@poster because it wanted to get to the other side. this is the oldest riddle in da book  |
| Re: Urgent Question! by folahann(m): 9:23pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
chicken crossed road, so fk what |
| Re: Urgent Question! by tufe(m): 9:39pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
me sef wonder gan |
| Re: Urgent Question! by Gabry(f): 7:18am On Sep 13, 2008 |
The chickn crosses the road because it wanted to run away from gabrywyl as she was trying to kill it and stab it and wrestle with it and hustle it and roll it and swing it for her dinner. Hmm. . . I wonder what shall I cook out of that chicken. . . . Chicken stew? Egusi soup? Poulet Roti pommes Allumette? |
| Re: Urgent Question! by tufe(m): 9:59am On Sep 13, 2008 |
i think egusi wud do just fine |
| Re: Urgent Question! by Gabry(f): 3:42pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
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| Re: Urgent Question! by dani1luv: 3:46pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
why yhu con dey vex., like chicken wey never chop |
| Re: Urgent Question! by Nobody: 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
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| Re: Urgent Question! by cbase: 4:10pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
Egusi soup would do the trick |
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