hello nairalanders, i beg i one enlarge my john thomas i beg wetin i fit do,

You slap it 5 million times and then your wish will be granted.

BREAKING NEWS: the honourable NJTRI (national john thomas research institute) just announced a ground breaking

discovery that d human 'john thomas' is actually an advanced hair follicle covered in epidermis, so like regular hair e.g

beard etc it will grow longer after its shaved off. . so bros. u know wetin to do 

Relax dude, All great men had a problem down thea, e.g hitler had 1 ball and u have a toothpick, that means you'll be a great man someday!

@ moshood ad , go soak am for bucket of hot water for 5 hours. (W.H.O Health Journal August Edition, page 1234)

oh yeah. . . That will also do the trick but I think the slapping woul be betta

Nah, i still believe you'll be a great man with your toothpick thang!

@Poster

Dont mind them all.They are only compounding your problem.I have an everlasting solution for you.All you just need is 60Naira,Yes 60Naira.Get three packs of SUPER GLUE apply all on your John Thomas and keep on rubbing it with both hands until the glue dries and both hands stuck to your john thomas.Try this and see how gigantic your john thomas would grow.We are all awaiting your testimony

HMM

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He already knows the remedy.Ya'll shouldnt bother yourselves anymore

guy,not look there face , them hate you
watin you jus need to do PAY visit to ALABA and see dos aboki on the road side
tell dem say you won enlarge your big brossss
jus going to cost you 55naira only,
i beg if it work try pay visit to BOSE and see wat going to happen,

Showbobo na so you kind reach? Repent for the kingdom don reach your hand ooo. . .

gilgee:

Showbobo na so you kind reach? Repent for the kingdom don reach your hand ooo. . .

You be my mentor now bros,abi??

hehehe. . . Bad pikin.

hahaha . . . bad mentor

See your head wey be like obasanjo own.

lol

Bad boy how U dey?

moi?

Toi!

toi moi soi boi,huh

@ poster
Tie rope to ur thing(make sure u the knot is very tight) and tie the other end to a bus.Then tell the driver(preferably danfo driver) to zoom off.
Research has shown that the elasticity of the kini muscle allows it to stretch to great lengths when great force is applied.
Do this everyday for 1 month and u'll beboasting the biggest kini in ur family

dreday:

@ poster
Tie rope to your thing(make sure u the knot is very tight) and tie the other end to a bus.Then tell the driver(preferably danfo driver) to zoom off.
Research has shown that the elasticity of the kini muscle allows it to stretch to great lengths when great force is applied.
Do this everyday for 1 month and u'll beboasting the biggest kini in your family

Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

mama Ngozi is damn piss now. . . .

mean! mean! mean! mean! mean!

This is evil. What if the guy is dumb enough to attempt one of these remedie

CGKing:

mean! mean! mean! mean! mean!

This is evil. What if the guy is dumb enough to attempt one of these remedie

Then his family would come back with testimony and thanks for us

God dey watch una from a distance oo.

@poster: i had to think, mayb ur dick is ok, only u've never had an erection!

tammyswits:

@poster: i had to think, mayb your privates is ok, only u've never had an erection!

Go Bleep female ant

crazy info and mad Gaby,The guy need help

poster,abeg try mykali advice