This is not funny but u can make it to be.
u are not expected to laugh but u are permitted to laugh.
Don't insult people unnecessarily.
All u have to do here is make this thread spicy by adding yours.

So now tell M̶̲̅ε̲̣ wetin I п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ fit do.

Shey u fit swim inside red sea?
Shey u fit use dry grinded pepper do pamcake?
Shey u fit use iceblock as antidote for cold?
Shey u fit use rope do g-string?
Shey u fit use kettle handle do earphone?

ℓ☺ℓ

Please add una own make we laugh!!!

u fit kiss bun gbogbo?
u fit give me 100k?
u fit turn bra to parachute?
u fit use bikini do handbag?

U FIT POST BETTER THING THAN THIS?

just use creativity.

U fit kiss a mad man for road
U fit use S P E R M chop bread
U fit organise crusade on top BRT lane
U fit quite Joke section for nairaland


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U fit b r e a s t feed me,

I will be right back

u fit use Ayefele(yoruba musician) do striker?
u fit take aeroplane go car wash?
u fit send yahoo messenger message for market?
u fit use iya Rembo ( yoruba actress) do stripper?

u fit use rake chop indomie
u fit hawk cement inside traffic or u fit hawk salt inside rain
u do manicure for lion or u fit use snake knot tie

Shey u fit brush teeth for tiger?
U fit live for inside bottle?
U fit use beans do button for cloth?
Abi u wan fix nails for bear?
U fit trek go london?
U fit order for amala inside macdonald?

booqee:

U fit order for amala inside macdonald?

nice

u fit use bus go Madagascar??


u fit pinch water??


u fit hug transformer??


u fit reverse okada??













pls MR MOD move this comment to d front page laff wa kill pipo

^^
you really want this thread in the front page?

I WANT ONLY MY COMMENT


MR MIKUZ BUSHPIG

u fit move this thread to front page urself?

U fit use condom do decoration?
U fit chop raw beans?
U fit put water 4 ur fuel tank?
U fit marry me?

U fit use straw suck breast. Agbada no fi b parachute

OP, u fit lick my lollipop?

U fit use menstruation do ketchup?

U fit use pepper water clean yansh?

U fit use super glue do eye drop?

U fit slap gallant mopol?

Finally, U FIT DIE AND COME BACK AGAIN

You fit trek go Kaduna?

You fit marry an slowpoke

You fit cook food inside go slow

You fit wear suit for masquerade?

U fit go river by 3am? U fit shout for boko boy? U fit go nysc 4 maiduguri? U fit chop water?U fit see your eyes without mirror?U fit read book for rain?

@ op...u fit use ur brain for a second?

you fit close this thread

Reyginus: U fit read book for rain?

nice one

U fit use amala do bullet proof, ?
abi u fit use dry gin cook Ewèdù?
u fit slap oga soldier?
U fit from nairaland update facebuk status?
Abi u fit ping wit gadaffi?

Ok! Temme U fit hug ebola Victim

laugh wan killme

You fit collect food from shark mouth.
You fit feed tiger pickin for the mama front.
You fit use your hand do fuse for transformer.
You fit use your teeth start I pass my neighbour generator?

You fit kiss soldier wife for in front of barracks? Jor o

YOU fit go sabisa forest!

YOU fit carry bible go mosque

YOU fit drink garri pass jebu man!!

You fit drink ogogoro pass urobo man?



Chai!!! Na play I dey ooooooO

Agybabe:
You fit kiss soldier wife for in front of barracks? Jor o

yes na.. me wey na soldiers why i no go fit kiss ma wife for front of barracks
abi you feel say us wey na soldiers no sabi romance

AAlozie:
U fit use condom do decoration?

you wan try??

U fit use iPad play table tennis?
U fit use well as piggy bank?
U fit use acid soak garri kon drink am?
U fit bet on Mikel beating Bolt in a 100m race?
U fit drive Range Rover sport inside Pacific Ocean?
U fit use tire sharpen your Cutlass? And lastly
Would you beg Woodward to sign Arturo Vidal for United for God sake or persuade LVG to give Falcao more playing time and stop favouring RVP?

U fit claim shekau for aso rock
Abi claim to have ebola in lagos state

u fit soak garri for river?
u fit use hair net catch shark?
u fit use head waka?