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| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by gilgee(m): 8:11pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Sam you wan launch your own kingdom? That na big offense oo. Kuvuki remains the only Kingdom hia oo!!! We need to have a round table talk sharp sharp before you begin breed rebels. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 8:14pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
not until saucekid is here   |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 8:51pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
@ tufe Let make him king meanwhile, you goun be our kinger and am goun be the kingest of all kings  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by gilgee(m): 8:54pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Na kingsises dey worry you infobaba. You need to take medication fast fast before e turn virus oo. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 8:58pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
see as 1000peeps dey fight over one crown, na wa o |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by gilgee(m): 9:03pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Them no dey fight am. Kuvuki no get king na only high chiefs, ministers and prince E get. Then enuf boobies come follow. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 9:07pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
which one be enough boobies na? |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 9:13pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
He is the king, and I'm [size=28pt]kinger[/size]  |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 9:16pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
and i'm the kingest |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by gilgee(m): 9:16pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Kinger too small for you na, make yourself the King Kong. All hail da King Kong!!! |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 9:17pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
hehehehe |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 9:27pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
gillee my minister of women affairs is back to support my govt. oyelator will be thrown to jail. ademiller is hereby confirmed as the first lady, edging lysaa by just one vote. despite the fact that she is a jealous lady. infobaba is getting crazy, so he should be thrown to yaba left. dani1luv: daniluv should be castrated b4 its too late. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by gilgee(m): 9:36pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
On top of that, I be the one and only Prince. Signed HRH One and only Prince. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by iamunique(f): 10:04pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Your kingship! You made me an ambassador to columbia and jamaica  that gives me every opportunity sef to run ganja cartels throughout subsaharan african But wait first-I never even begin manage my portfolio as minister of drugs What do you have to say to my seven point ajenda? You are impressed abi? |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
the council of drug chiefs are looking into it. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:37am On Sep 11, 2008 |
You all be what you wanna be, as for me, I declare myself as the Minister of Farting andf Burping. How does that sound? |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 6:21am On Sep 11, 2008 |
Disgusting |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 8:03am On Sep 11, 2008 |
agreed and you are hereby disgraced out of the new kingdom |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by cbase: 8:08am On Sep 11, 2008 |
**comes in to see da sef declared Kingdom n leaves** |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by chioya(f): 10:03am On Sep 11, 2008 |
which kingdom?? kingdom still dey NLD |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Sep 11, 2008 |
beats me |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ademiller(f): 10:24am On Sep 11, 2008 |
@Sam Milla, thanks Duhling, i will take care of u, u hear? No just worry. Besides i think its time for u to test ma skills, im retiring into our love nest, Wana come |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by dani1luv: 10:31am On Sep 11, 2008 |
@ samilla. no vex |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 12:16pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
NAME ------------------mykali-------------------- SEX -------------------last time i checked, i didnt know---------------------- AGE --------------------metusalah pass me with 1 sec----------------------- AMBITION ------------------N F A------------------ DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY --------------AS A TYPIKAL IBO MAN, WHY NOT  -----------------DO YOU LIKE JOKES -----------------thinking about it--------- ARE YOU STUPID -------------------yes, but it has not been scientifically proven-------------------- DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------------- i neva drink henny b4, but i life monkey tail wella------------------ DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN ---------------i cant tell. what do u think.------------------ DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. -------------------errm. gimme some time to think about it.------------------- |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 12:19pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
oga sammy. i hereby apply for the post of personal body guard to the queen. no body, even u, can touch the queen without my permission. i hope u accept my offer. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 12:20pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
hmmmmmmmmmmn |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by mykali(m): 12:34pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
tufe: clueless? |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:34pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@mykali which of them? Better be specific or we make u the modern court jester. |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tufe(m): 12:37pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
mykali, no u be the leader of clueless, followed by gab.so make una free me |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ohilebo(m): 1:01pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
NAME ------------------Ohilebo SEX ---------------------Male AGE ---------------------Adult AMBITION --------------To be the next King DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY -----------Very very very Much DO YOU LIKE JOKES --------------Very Much ARE YOU STUPID ------------------Some times, but not as regular as some people DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------Mixed with Breast Milk  DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN ------Only Women DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. ------some times I hate you and some times I love you  with these few points of mine, I hope i will score 150/100 |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:03pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
ur highness, This man does not fit in. he should leave the king's presence at once! |
| Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ohilebo(m): 1:24pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
@ lysaa , who told you that you can talk in this matter? after all your breast milk was not required for my Hennessy,, cos it will contaminate it,  ,, go and do your eye service alone, yeye girl |
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