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Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 8:56am On Sep 18, 2008
Eh. . . You're not Sam. . . . Speak for yourself ohhh undecided
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 8:58am On Sep 18, 2008
clem is my info minister.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 8:59am On Sep 18, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked In that case, the world will end just right now. . . .
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2008
why?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by kay9(m): 11:13pm On Sep 18, 2008
Biko, Kong King Sam, I wan submit my own apprication application; shee e never late?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:26pm On Sep 18, 2008
dont, you wont be accepted
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Nobody: 1:20am On Sep 19, 2008
SAM,
The KING OF FOREST
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:24am On Sep 19, 2008
SAM MILLA:

why?

Clem is Clem. . . Theres no doubt about it. We all know Clem. . . Second in line is Infobaba.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tbanj07(m): 2:06am On Sep 19, 2008
NAME -------------------------------------- FONG SAI YUK

SEX ----------------------------------------- MALE

AGE ------------------------------------------- 26

AMBITION ------------------------------------ CLEAR PATH AND MAKE WAY FOR THE UP COMMINGS

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY ------------------------------- WITH ALL MY HEART

DO YOU LIKE JOKES -------------------------- I LOVE 'EM

ARE YOU STUPID --------------------------------------- NOT AT ALL

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------------------------------- HELL YES

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN --------------------------------- WOMEN OF COURSE

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. -------------------------------------- THUMBS UP ME LORD
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 2:10am On Sep 19, 2008
Fong Sai Yuk LOL grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 9:03am On Sep 19, 2008
tbanj07:

NAME -------------------------------------- FONG SAI YUK

SEX ----------------------------------------- MALE

AGE ------------------------------------------- 26

AMBITION ------------------------------------ CLEAR PATH AND MAKE WAY FOR THE UP COMMINGS

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY ------------------------------- WITH ALL MY HEART

DO YOU LIKE JOKES -------------------------- I LOVE 'EM

ARE YOU STUPID --------------------------------------- NOT AT ALL

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY --------------------------------- HELL YES

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN --------------------------------- WOMEN OF COURSE

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. -------------------------------------- THUMBS UP ME LORD


you must be good in karate.
you are hereby declared personal body guard
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 9:06am On Sep 19, 2008
why not bouncer for your private club?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 9:29am On Sep 19, 2008
they both lack the muscles for the job
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tbanj07(m): 10:20am On Sep 19, 2008
Thank you General, I'll gladly take the post and serve willingly and I'm good in Karate. si fa ka si a len chen, chimpalooooo
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by tbanj07(m): 10:22am On Sep 19, 2008
is there any available post for my girlfriend, WONG FEI YONG
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by spenchuks(m): 10:35am On Sep 19, 2008
yes of course, she should be the personal assistant on bedroom matters grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:50am On Sep 19, 2008
hmm undecided
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by cbase: 10:52am On Sep 19, 2008
Self acclaimed King sam is confused just as Gab, what a pity, for the subjects sad
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 10:53am On Sep 19, 2008
that one concern you there
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by spenchuks(m): 11:09am On Sep 19, 2008
sam + gabry= perfect match grin grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 12:15pm On Sep 19, 2008
Or betta spenchuks + cbase = damn fine couple. . . . grin

Tell me if you both are ready to bla bla bla. I will get ready the honeymoon suite sha. grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 12:19pm On Sep 19, 2008
some ppl should be ready to be assasinated!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 12:25pm On Sep 19, 2008
Yes, that would be infobaba. grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 12:53pm On Sep 19, 2008
@ saucekid

Shey otikuri angry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 12:59pm On Sep 19, 2008
yes na!
mo tu ji pada. . . . .mo den bo fun e
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:00pm On Sep 19, 2008
Wetin this be nna? Bushman language? grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 1:06pm On Sep 19, 2008
because u no sabi talk am?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:07pm On Sep 19, 2008
Cause I dont come from jungle ohhh. . . grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 1:12pm On Sep 19, 2008
see ur grey matter
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:14pm On Sep 19, 2008
hey bushman saucekid, since you come from jungle, I bet your koko be long as my rope sha. Can I se it? grin
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 1:16pm On Sep 19, 2008
come to my secret chamber
you'll not only see it but partake of its blessings
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:19pm On Sep 19, 2008
Ai YAI YAI! Hmmm! I know what are you up too old pervert fart angry

Dont let mama ngozi catch you corrupting my fragile sangolo ohhh. . . I'm still a minor biko angry

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