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Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 8:37pm On Oct 09, 2008
Is that what u do for a living?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by holythug(m): 8:38pm On Oct 09, 2008
i ll love it, gat a vacancy cheesy
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by holythug(m): 8:41pm On Oct 09, 2008
get in touch wit me. . . thru my yahoo messenger just in case u av clients for me
k.niji
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 8:59pm On Oct 09, 2008
ok, till then wink
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by studio43(m): 9:02pm On Oct 09, 2008
cry
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 9:15pm On Oct 09, 2008
FILL THE FORM BELOW.


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Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2008
application date has passed. . wait till there's a vacancy.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 9:27pm On Oct 09, 2008
Una no get choice oh angry angry angry angry

give me appointment now. abi una never hear say big man no dey queue for line
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 9:57pm On Oct 09, 2008
well, I dont belong in the kingdom anymore so, u might still have a chance.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 11:43pm On Oct 09, 2008
the options to reject or accept applications is up to me and me alone.

i, the king, decides who will be accepted or rejected.
Ituen , you will not, i repeat, will not work for my kingdom until,

u know
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:16am On Oct 10, 2008
Untill you start blablablaing with animals
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 4:11am On Oct 10, 2008
SAMMY angry angry angry angry

I give you 1hr to give me a juicy position or else. . . . . .
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 8:41am On Oct 10, 2008
ituen:

SAMMY angry angry angry angry

I give you 1hr to give me a juicy position or else. . . . . .

we do have punishments for insolence in this new kingdom.
we do not intend to let it collapse like kuvuki kingdom due to treason, illegal smuggling of weeds , and insolence.
you will have to wait until the new cabinet is formed. then we will discuss your case.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by ituen(m): 8:51am On Oct 10, 2008
SHI*T

this new king is gonna give me problems
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Oct 10, 2008
hmmm
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 12:20pm On Oct 10, 2008
what a kingdom!
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 1:01pm On Oct 10, 2008
divided against itself
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:05pm On Oct 10, 2008
precisely.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 1:08pm On Oct 10, 2008
ladies whats the problem ?
i can take care of it b4 treating ituen s case.
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Oct 10, 2008
isnt it a shame?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 1:13pm On Oct 10, 2008
abeg o, how many ladies are here. . dude is high o. lipsrsealed tongue
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by SamMilla1(m): 1:15pm On Oct 10, 2008
what shame clem?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 1:28pm On Oct 10, 2008
its a shame dat there is no more unity in ur kingdom.

dont u think so?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by saucekid(m): 1:32pm On Oct 10, 2008
thats why, KUVUKI is the best
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2008
Hmmmm. . . . .

Male:-                           Female:-                         Undecided


SAM MILLA                         lysaa                                        clemcykul
Ituen                                 ademiller                                  Romade
tufe                                    Arcani
gunpoint                            Chioya
showbobo                         Efosa Val
Studio43                           Princessa
Manickal                            jazzyj
Infobaba                           Rokiatu
Mykali                                Cayon
jaymobb                            Tammyswits                                                  
Scopium                             tytylayor
disease                              CuteAngel    
KunleOshob                       jmkbond
saucekid                            Moyola      
folahann                            gabrywyl
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Jeovy
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Richo
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Na waaa ohhh. . . Sammy, U think we need to recruit more females and undecided sexes in da house?
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2008
u get work so
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Oct 10, 2008
BBC
who asked you for dat silly list? anyone ever told u we dont knoe who is who here??

gabb u gat to stop some things i tell ya
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Gabry(f): 2:00pm On Oct 10, 2008
read precious post before you comment
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by lysaa(f): 2:45pm On Oct 10, 2008
e don happen. . make I run first
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by MrInfo1(m): 2:47pm On Oct 10, 2008
Nah, nothing dey happen, i got ya back kiss
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by Scopium: 3:29pm On Oct 10, 2008
infobaba:

Nah, nothing dey happen, i got ya back kiss

[size=13pt]Abi you dey hide for her back for protection[/size]
Re: The New King And The New Kingdom by clemcykul(f): 3:36pm On Oct 10, 2008
hehehhehe true talk

lmao

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