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| Can't One Trust A Friend? by ayusman16(m): 4:29pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
Tufe is invited to come help in the crusades and he decides that his adorable wife Tytyalor should wear a chastity belt (steel underwear). So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, Ayusman. He tells him, ”If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life." So, Tufe leaves on horseback. But about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees Ayusman. "What's wrong?" He asks. Ayusman replies. "You gave me the wrong key!" |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by MrInfo1(m): 5:43pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
So? |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tufe(m): 10:37pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
lol nice one anus the panus. so u cudnt even wait for me to go, u don alreafy one go straff my wife. KAI !!! see life oh  |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 7:08am On Sep 13, 2008 |
You're so dry now. . . . CHEI!  See you. . . . Pot calling the kettle black.Here. . . . this is for you. [size=20pt]FART![/size] |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tufe(m): 9:56am On Sep 13, 2008 |
u are beggining to get no my nerves |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 3:47pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
then dont bother. . . . |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tufe(m): 5:54pm On Sep 13, 2008 |
dont bother what |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 5:39am On Sep 14, 2008 |
Na waaa ohhh. . . Do I always have to repeat myself?   |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by MrInfo1(m): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2008 |
Don't worry ur brains too much |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 7:16am On Sep 15, 2008 |
Says who? |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by ayusman16(m): 8:57am On Sep 15, 2008 |
@gabrywyl Please no farting on this thread ok? |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by clemcykul(f): 9:04am On Sep 15, 2008 |
why not *burns down thread* |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 9:52am On Sep 15, 2008 |
Clem, see ohhh these people. They dont want us to fart ever again and they want us to clench our butt cheeks togetha. How we fit shit in toilet bowl? Like foreva   ayusman, HMMMMM!!!!! |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by clemcykul(f): 2:59pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
dont cry my dear, we shall always fart, anyday and any time we wish to |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 5:00pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
I would love to but we need to ask Sam and tufe's permission first ohhhv |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Scopium: 6:25pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Is this farting thingy of yours hereditary of infectious?[/size] |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tytylayor: 6:38pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
clem and gaby, no fartin here o |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by mykali(m): 6:45pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
[color=#000099]gabry is synonymous with farting. a phat fart. [/color] [/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by jennifer22(f): 7:46pm On Sep 15, 2008 |
thats great i love that |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 1:12am On Sep 16, 2008 |
Scopium: Its for the world class people with royal taste like me and Clem tytylayor: Says who? mykali: You forgotten to inclusde Clem. She be ma boss jennifer22: See? A Farting fan. Finally. Thank you jare |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by lalaboi(m): 1:14am On Sep 16, 2008 |
what if farting was in liquid form ? |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 2:07am On Sep 16, 2008 |
Than we will all wear diapers and the problem with some people having a flat board ass would be solve immediately |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Scopium: 8:22am On Sep 16, 2008 |
gabrywyl: [size=13pt]Do you have the problem of a FLAT board ass?  [/size] |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Gabry(f): 8:45am On Sep 16, 2008 |
Did I say I have a problem with it? I just say that to somne people whom thinks they have that problem, than their problems ha ve been solved |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by clemcykul(f): 3:33pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
lol thats ryte sweethrt  tell em more *farts hard* oma ga o |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by Scopium: 4:16pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I believe you used to have fat behind but you farted it all away[/size] |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tammyswits(f): 4:59pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Hehehe! |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tytylayor: 5:09pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
y u dey open ur mouth like dis |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tammyswits(f): 5:13pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Punch me!!! Hehehe |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by MrInfo1(m): 9:20pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Punched |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by tammyswits(f): 9:21pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
lol! |
| Re: Can't One Trust A Friend? by cbase: 9:50pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
shut up |
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