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An Old Woman On A Journey! by Agybabe(f): 4:50pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
An old woman who was partially ill was travelling to Lagos from Abeokuta. She was told by her son whom she visited i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Abeokuta to take her drugs when she gets to Sagamu on the journey. She boarded a bus heading to Lagos, on the journey, she asked the driver to notify her when they get to Sagamu then she fell asleep inside the bus. The driver got to sagamu and forgot to wake the old woman and so did the other passengers. The bus passed Sagamu and was almost near Lagos when the old woman woke up. She asked if they haven't gotten to Sagamu but the Passengers and Driver exclaimed and said they have passed Sagamu and were almost near Lagos. This old woman started weeping and asked the driver to take her back by all means before proceeding further on the journey. As an old woman, everybody pitied her condition and listen to her plight. They asked the driver to take them back to Sagamu again for the old woman's sake. The driver made a U-turn back to Sagamu, when they got to Sagamu, the old woman dipped her hands into her handbag and brought out some drugs and bought satchet water, then she drank the drugs and breath i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊. She then thanked all the passengers i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bus and the driver. Then she said they can continue the journey now to Lagos, that she has done exactly as her son directed her. Everybody i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bus was like ''WTF''. What can u do to this kind of situation if u were to be the driver or on an important business trip but out of pity u accepted a U-turn or an ordinary sojourner? ℓ☺ℓ |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Yorisb: 5:13pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Lol. not so funny though. |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by bingbagbo(m): 7:48pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
cant stop laughing though i have not read it |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Yorisb: 8:03pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by StudioCFR(m): 10:27pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Too long damn! Thought i was reading the history of Ojukwu |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Yorisb:and u're lafin. What a sarcasm |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Yorisb: 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
BCuZiMBlaCk: |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by mickey339(m): 10:49pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
NT tOo bad, |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by lilkech(m): 11:17pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I AM WITNESSING THIS PARTICULAR POSTER MAKING AN EFFORT ALTHOUGH IT WAS WEAK I STILL SEEK TO ENCOURAGE *CARRYING MY KOBOKO* |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 11:28pm On Nov 27, 2011 |
Mmmm |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Agybabe(f): 4:48am On Nov 28, 2011 |
Thanks for laughing and the critics Critics don't discourage M̶̲̅ε̲̣ but make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ learn how to do it better next time. |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Nobody: 11:51am On Nov 28, 2011 |
u try |
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Agybabe(f): 3:25pm On Nov 29, 2011 |
Thabk u jare! Better person. |
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