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An Old Woman On A Journey! by Agybabe(f): 4:50pm On Nov 27, 2011
An old woman who was partially ill was travelling to Lagos from Abeokuta. She was told by her son whom she visited  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Abeokuta to take her drugs when she gets to Sagamu on the journey.
She boarded a bus heading to Lagos, on the journey, she asked the driver to notify her when they get to Sagamu then she fell asleep inside the bus. The driver got to sagamu and forgot to wake the old woman and so did the other passengers. The bus passed Sagamu and was almost near Lagos when the old woman woke up. She asked if they haven't gotten to Sagamu but the Passengers and Driver exclaimed and said they have passed Sagamu and were almost near Lagos.
This old woman started weeping and asked the driver to take her back by all means before proceeding further on the journey. As an old woman, everybody pitied her condition and listen to her plight. They asked the driver to take them back to Sagamu again for the old woman's sake.
The driver made a U-turn back to Sagamu, when they got to Sagamu, the old woman dipped her hands into her handbag and brought out some drugs and bought satchet water, then she drank the drugs and breath  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊. She then thanked all the passengers  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bus and the driver. Then she said they can continue the journey now to Lagos, that she has done exactly as her son directed her. Everybody  i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the bus was like ''WTF''. What can u do to this kind of situation if u were to be the driver or on an important business trip but out of pity u accepted a U-turn or an ordinary sojourner?

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Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Yorisb: 5:13pm On Nov 27, 2011
Lol. not so funny though. tongue
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by bingbagbo(m): 7:48pm On Nov 27, 2011
cant stop laughing grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin













though i have not read it undecided undecided
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Yorisb: 8:03pm On Nov 27, 2011
Lol
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by StudioCFR(m): 10:27pm On Nov 27, 2011
Too long
damn!
Thought i was reading the history of Ojukwu angry
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:28pm On Nov 27, 2011
Yorisb:

Lol. not so funny though. tongue
and u're lafin. What a sarcasm
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Yorisb: 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2011
BCuZiMBlaCk:

and u're lafin. What a sarcasm
sad
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by mickey339(m): 10:49pm On Nov 27, 2011
NT tOo bad,
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by lilkech(m): 11:17pm On Nov 27, 2011
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I AM WITNESSING THIS PARTICULAR POSTER MAKING AN EFFORT


ALTHOUGH IT WAS WEAK


I STILL SEEK TO ENCOURAGE


*CARRYING MY KOBOKO*
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 11:28pm On Nov 27, 2011
Mmmm
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Agybabe(f): 4:48am On Nov 28, 2011
Thanks for laughing and the critics
Critics don't discourage M̶̲̅ε̲̣ but make M̶̲̅ε̲̣ learn how to do it better next time. cool
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Nobody: 11:51am On Nov 28, 2011
u try
Re: An Old Woman On A Journey! by Agybabe(f): 3:25pm On Nov 29, 2011
Thabk u jare! Better person.

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