If you didn’t get any of the answers then u need a mind scrub…
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A Primary three teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six too!"

The Teacher had enough. She took the boy to the Headmaster's office.

While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Headmaster what the situation was. The Headmaster told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave. She agreed.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Headmaster: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Headmaster: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the Headmaster thought a Primary three pupil should know. The Headmaster looked at the teacher and told her, "I think the boy can go to Primary six."

The teacher said to the Headmaster, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The Headmaster and the boy both agreed.

The teacher asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Headmaster's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Boy: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Fire truck

Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork

Teacher: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: Surname

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Boy: HEART.

The Headmaster breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

funny

Haha!!!

This is the 768th time i would be seeing this stale and lame joke this year.

showbobo:

This is the 768th time i would be seeing this stale and lame joke this year.

self-service off mahn!!

@poster

i got the last ten wrong aswell! lol

nice one

showbobo, you no be nice bobo ohhh. . . Dont make the Poster cry abeg. . . After I go buy garri I not give you. Only give the Poster.

Gabie, u do well
showbobo,i think i owe u.

nice one poster

Amanijuls:

Gabie, u do well
showbobo,i think i owe u.

Thank you jare.

No need to give showbobo anything as I have already flush him down to China

So u re now a flusher?

Yeah. I'm versatile nna. Why? You want to be flushed as well?

lol newbie on the block

Clemcykul,who u de kol newbie?

Eh

*grabs newbie, and teaches her ABCD*

this newbie dey flex muscles o

gabbie please fart for the newbie

gabrywyl:

showbobo, you no be nice bobo ohhh. . . Dont make the Poster cry abeg. . . After I go buy garri I not give you. Only give the Poster.

why now??wetin i do

Amanijuls:

Gabie, u do well
showbobo,i think i owe u.

Yes of course,You owe me your soul.

what a winch!

Nice one.
The questions are tricky
Thumbs up. (looks like copy and paste sha)

:d

clemcykul:

*grabs newbie, and teaches her ABCD*

this newbie dey flex muscles o

gabbie please fart for the newbie

Nooo Clems, the newbie is my cousin. I no fit fart. . .

showbobo:

why now??wetin i do

Yes of course,You owe me your soul.

You forgotten abi old man? You bullied my cousin ohhh. . .

habiolah:

Nice one.
The questions are tricky
Thumbs up. (looks like copy and paste sha)

Eh Eh bobo. Dont be mean ohhh. . .

LASIEFAIRE:

:d

HAHA! You no fit smile. I be expert, as usual

@ Gabry
I will try!

Bro, you will try? I thought you are naturally obedient?

That's why I am bothering to try now

I have heard you jare. Thanks

ure not welcome

your bussiness

wat abt it