A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a $1,000 bet for anyone to prove them wrong. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice from the lemon would win the money.
Many people tried to win the bet over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.), but nobody could do it.
One day, a scrawny man wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit came in and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter died down, the bartender said, "Okay," grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. The crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1,000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

You know why people no comment for your joke, we no sabi wetin IRS mean.

olawalebab:

You know why people no comment for your joke, we no sabi wetin IRS mean.

Internal revenue service

shey IRS mean internal revenue service or wat!all d same,where is d joke?

even at that i can't see any joke in it. wait *checking letters by letters*, still cant find any

I know the IRS are like the tax guys in the US but i still don't get the joke

@ feelgood.
Is this meant to be a joke or drama.
Seriously Man, you are from another different planet entirely.

@feelgood,
nice!

Na so i don look tire for the joke but i see none

olawalebab:

Na so i don look tire for the joke but i see none

chuckdee4:

I know the IRS are like the tax guys in the US but i still don't get the joke

Then look no more. Just move on. It's not every joke you must get,

Onyeasi:

@ feelgood.
Is this meant to be a joke or drama.
Seriously Man, you are from another different planet entirely.

bright007:

shey IRS mean internal revenue service or wat!all d same,where is d joke?

Hidden

donjon:

@feelgood,
nice!

My guys - we can't all understand every joke. Our understanding is usually determined by our location, exposure, etc. If I begin to explain my jokes, then the punchline will be off. Cheers

So whats the point of giving a joke when u don't get laughs as the reward? Think of it this way without taking any offence, no one enjoys giving a minimum wage to a maximum loser. I get the joke but this is ur call.

lysaa:

So whats the point of giving a joke when u don't get laughs as the reward? Think of it this way without taking any offence, no one enjoys giving a minimum wage to a maximum loser. I get the joke but this is your call.

No offence taken good lady; If donjon and 9dynasty (plus some readers who don't comment) get it, that is reward enough for me. ALL jokes cannot cater to EVERY audience. C'est la vie.

it's not funny, go find something doing

feelgood:

No offence taken good lady; If donjon and 9dynasty (plus some readers who don't comment) get it, that is reward enough for me. ALL jokes cannot cater to EVERY audience. C'est la vie.

That is not an exuce for posting dry jokes

@poster:ŵĥŷ are u dancing when dere is no music?your post has simply revealed dat u are joke-dry!
Mstcheeeewwww

Lol.

Nice, real nice

na wa o pple laff 2 anything dese days

**yawns**