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Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 11:38pm On Sep 16, 2008
As one of the top elders of nairaland jokes section,
It has fallen on our shoulders to be welcoming and annointing new comers.(privacy allowed
Since the influx of newcomers has rised dramatically,
I as the king of this land will share the annointing jobs.


ANOINTEE                                                          ANOINTER

males (10 to 16) ogorluv. folahan, tufe
males (16 n above) lysaa, clem and gabby

females (10 to 15) jeovy, cbase, infobaba

Females (17 to 27) SAM AND MILLA (SINCE ONE PERSON CANNOT DO THE JOB)

MALES AND FEMALES ABOVE 27 DOESNT DESERVE ANOINTING SINCE THEY CAME LATE.

THANK YOU ALL, SIGN SM
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 7:24am On Sep 17, 2008
Sam, thanks for giving me one of your responsibilities but may I suggest that I take care of men age 26 to 45 years old with 6 pack and nice deep hot muscles and must be able to know how to sing like Craig David or Styl Plus and dance like Rob Wadeson? And also the following men must be able to know how to do housework and to cook and he specializes at massages and also likes to play ice hockey.
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On Sep 17, 2008
halelujah someboryy grin
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by MrInfo1(m): 10:02am On Sep 17, 2008
halelujah
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 11:49am On Sep 17, 2008
gabby nawahoooo,
up to 45,

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Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Jeovy(m): 12:35pm On Sep 17, 2008
Child abuse grin
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 12:36pm On Sep 17, 2008
you think so?
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Jeovy(m): 12:43pm On Sep 17, 2008
I know So
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by KunleOshob(m): 12:46pm On Sep 17, 2008
SAM MILLA:

MALES AND FEMALES ABOVE 27 DOESNT DESERVE ANOINTING SINCE THEY CAME LATE.

GBOOAAH!!!!!!!!
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by jmkbond(f): 1:02pm On Sep 17, 2008
oga milla wat abt me
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 1:18pm On Sep 17, 2008
are u m or f
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by MrInfo1(m): 2:56pm On Sep 17, 2008
Clem, answer that angry
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Scopium: 3:27pm On Sep 17, 2008
[size=13pt]Why Clem?[/size]
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Jeovy(m): 3:44pm On Sep 17, 2008
she is in charge of Sex confused guys.
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Scopium: 4:05pm On Sep 17, 2008
[size=13pt]Oh I see, some sex job. smiley[/size]
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by MrInfo1(m): 4:07pm On Sep 17, 2008
wink now u're talkn
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Scopium: 4:48pm On Sep 17, 2008
[size=13pt]How does this sex job work? wink wink wink[/size]
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 9:58pm On Sep 17, 2008
you no go know again,

yeyeboy
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by topeteadr(m): 11:05pm On Sep 17, 2008
Where are all the girls, I want to bla bla bla. . .
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by osasp(m): 11:08pm On Sep 17, 2008
KunleOshob:

GBOOAAH!!!!!!!!

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by topeteadr(m): 11:11pm On Sep 17, 2008
Fuc1<
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 1:19am On Sep 18, 2008
Whats wrong with men up till age 45 I think their hot. grin
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 7:29am On Sep 18, 2008
thats what you think
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by shilling(f): 8:02am On Sep 18, 2008
I'm new here. Female (17-27)
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 8:28am On Sep 18, 2008
Sam or Milla, do your job. grin
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 8:52am On Sep 18, 2008
shilling:

I'm new here. Female (17-27)

i cast my doubts
a pix will be appropriate cool
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 8:54am On Sep 18, 2008
HAHA! See your head Sam. . . . . Dont think we dont know whats on your mind ohhh tongue
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by SamMilla1(m): 8:56am On Sep 18, 2008
hmm, now you are reading minds,
right out yaba left and you are reading minds.
great
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by jmkbond(f): 9:00am On Sep 18, 2008
milla im hermaphrodite female
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 9:00am On Sep 18, 2008
N awaaaa ohhhh. . . . . Another monkey
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by clemcykul(f): 9:02am On Sep 18, 2008
@shilling
gerrout! we dont want kiddies here







wink grin
Re: Anointing The Newcomers by Gabry(f): 9:04am On Sep 18, 2008
I sense jelousy. . . grin

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