Ikemefuna is a house boy who; every day drinks the wine of his Boss & add water 2 it 2 replace what he drank.

But d Boss was suspicious & decided 2 buy pasties (a French wine dat changes color if u add water) just like dettol.

Ikemefuna as usual, drank from d wine & topped it up wt water (2 replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water d pasties became milky & when d Boss came back & noticed it,he knew he had nailed ikemefuna.

Ikemefuna also knew dt he was in trouble & decided to stay in d kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife abt what he observed.

"Ikemefuna!", the boss called from the sitting room.

He answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pasties?".

Ikemefuna :No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.

Then d Boss went 2d kitchen 2 meet him there:

"Are u insane or what?

Why when I call; u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "

Ikemefuna retorted, hmmm oga "when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except ur name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, u go 2d bar stand beside Madam, while I'll go in 2 d kitchen, & u will ask me a question ".

Ikemefuna accepted.

The Boss was in d kitchen & ikemefuna shouted:

"Boss".

He answered: "Yes, ikem".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam
is not at house ? "

No answer.

D boi shouted again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?"

No answer.

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease!

Ikemefuna, It is true,

when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.

D wife interrupted; that's not true its a lie.

without arguement ikemefuna askd if she'll enter d magic kitchen & be tested she agreed.

Ikemefuna: Madam

I dey hear Ʋ fvery fvery well ask ya question

Who's junior's biological father ? Me or d Boss

Madam: :x rushed out of d kitchen, shouting,

d kitchen needs 2b fumigated I can't understand anything @ all in there,

Laugh wan destroy my ribs,

this is an excellent joke, so funny

Next!

what a funny piece of dry joke!

lol, you made my nite