stillwater:

So Sly's skinny??

Stillwater. . . . .leave my Sly alone.

You don't know?
She is a Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry fat lady,
She has a customized map which she uses to locate her bellybutton

don't let me tell nairaland that you use a customized mirror to see your peepee.

stillwater:

So Sly's skinny??

Nahhhhhhhhhhh! I am not skinny! nor im i big. . . . .and i am not size 0 too.
Just average and perfect!. . . . .the only perfect human alive.
Dont get me started on your size-''zeroness''.

I hear stories from ma homies in bars/pubs.
Fat women are gluttons most of the time.

From which of your friends? Eldee, Sly or pataki? Tell us abeg.

Pure Jealousy . . . . , . . .Women are so sick that they will even undermine their own friends.

Good point.

j-girl:

Stillwater. . . . .leave my Sly alone.

NEVER!!!

DeepZone:

From which of your friends? Eldee, Sly or pataki? Tell us abeg.

Your ex-boyfriend!!!

He confessed to me n ELDEE that ur boobs travel like a swinging pendulum while u are WORKING IT.

stillwater:

NEVER!!!

Excuse you?
You know you have your own husband.  
Leave Sly o!
I'm in charge of his hookups on this site.

Your ex-boyfriend!!!

He confessed to me n ELDEE that your boobs travel like a swinging pendulum while u are WORKING IT

So why didn't he stop working on it since my boobs needs an extreme makeover? More like the so called EX is jealous I dumped his ass.that's what guys usually do.

@Onyinye, dalu. I suck at this igbo thingy myself.

Hannibal:


I hear stories from ma homies in bars/pubs.
Fat women are gluttons most of the time.

Obviously, no one likes a glutton; after all, it is one of the seven deadly sins.
But a healthy girl who exercises and takes care of herself is quite desirable for all men.

Being a size 6 isn't really that important to most guys. . . . . .
It's only when women start out as a size 6 and end up as a size 14 that i become somewhat antsy.

Start up a campaign

The Sly:

Nahhhhhhhhhhh! I am not skinny! nor im i big. . . . .and i am not size 0 too.
Just average and perfect!. . . . .the only perfect human alive.
Dont get me started on your size-''zeroness''.

Hahaha, tell that to your cat!!!

Hahaha, tell that to your cat!!!

Or his peewee.

chiogo:

@Onyinye, dalu. I suck at this igbo thingy myself.

It is cool Chi Just give some time and watch us be fluent speakers.

stillwater:

Start up a campaign

It has started already, smell the coffee.

DeepZone:

So why didn't he stop working on it since my boobs needs an extreme makeover? More like the so called EX is jealous I dumped his ass.that's what guys usually do.

On the contrary, he told us he DUMPED ya cellulite-ridden ass.
He came to the club with this model-esque chic(34-24-24) and when i compared her to your ugly self. . . . The gulf width was staggering!!
If i were u, i would get a boob job done instead of those mammary glands of yours that obey the simple harmonic motion.

@Hannibal
Most of them are trailer park bitches those ones have been grimy and gutter all their life.Besides dont tell me you believe that Jerry Springer shit? its a hoax

j-girl:

Excuse you?
You know you have your own husband.  
Leave Sly o!
I'm in charge of his hookups on this site.

Sly's just tasting his own medicine of which I'll gladly add gall and pepper to.

DeepZone:

Or his peewee.

A-40:

@Hannibal
Most of them are trailer park bitches those ones have been grimy and gutter all their life.Besides don't tell me you believe that Jerry Springer shit? its a hoax

I used to think it was a hoax until i saw DeepZone there with her sagging boobs.

Hannibal:

It has started already, smell the coffee.

I smell icecream instead!!!

He came to the club with this model-esque chic(34-24-24) and when i compared her to your ugly self. . . . The gulf width was staggering!!
If i were u, i would get a boob job done instead of those mammary glands of yours that obey the simple harmonic motion.

This bush man obviously is not aware that one can hire a partner to a club or party for a good fee. How will you attend your school reunion next year if you haven't asked around for such services? You better start calling that your friend.

Hannibal:

I used to think it was a hoax until i saw DeepZone there with her sagging boobs.

Yeah she's the only woman with 4hands.

DeepZone:

Or his peewee.

Dont touch it!!!!!!!!!!

Skinny Women Are Troublesome

Yes but i like it like that!

A-40:

@Hannibal
Most of them are trailer park bitches those ones have been grimy and gutter all their life.Besides don't tell me you believe that Jerry Springer shit? its a hoax

OH MY GOODNESS! You've become a super version of Hannibal.
I am sending a report to Islander.    

stillwater:

Sly's just tasting his own medicine of which I'll gladly add gall and pepper to.

LOL! Tasting what medicine?
Abeg leave him alone for me. I will be forced to take action!  
Your hubby needs your attention, leave Sly in peace. I don't want them to kill him for me

I used to think it was a hoax until i saw DeepZone there with her sagging boobs.

you should be ashamed that you paid a whooping $10K just to see that sagging boobs and never saw it. That amount would've given your gf a good boob job with some change.

The Sly:

Yeah she's the only woman with 4hands.

So i was told. . . . . .
Her boobs get buried in the wash-hand basin when she's washing in the bathroom.
In her frustration, she flaps the boobs on her shoulders and make a tight knot with them at the back of her neck.

DeepZone:

This bush man obviously is not aware that one can hire a partner to a club or party for a good fee. How will you attend your school reunion next year if you haven't asked around for such services? You better start calling that your friend.

But your ex-boyfriend was a broke ass. . . .
He cannot afford the services of an escort even if it was priced at $5.
Nigga is on benefits.

stillwater:

I smeel icecream instead!!!

Icecream or Garri??

OL! Tasting what medicine?
Abeg leave him alone for me. I will be forced to take action! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Tongue
Your hubby needs your attention, leave Sly in peace. I don't want them to kill him for me

Start taking the action by deflating his stomach. use any stomach pump or emetics sold in drug stores.

But your ex-boyfriend was a broke ass. . . .
He cannot afford the services of an escort even if it was priced at $5.
Nigga is on benefits.

What will you call yourself that lives in council quarters?

DeepZone:

you should be ashamed that you paid a whooping $10K just to see that sagging boobs and never saw it. That amount would've given your girlfriend a good boob job with some change.

10k Zimbabwean Dollars is not up to 12p.
I thought your boobs would worth more than this?

Skinny Women Are Troublesome

Yes oh!

DeepZone:

Start taking the action by deflating his stomach. use any stomach pump or emetics sold in drug stores.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He doesn't have a pot belly o!
Sly's fine, sublime, and divine.
Sculpted to perfection. . . . stop hating on him!

@A-40, those are big lies right there. Maybe only fat girls agree to date you. Don't get mad . . J/k naw,seriously, I agree jerry springer is fake. But if those fat girls are so "not troublesome", how are they capable of playing such bitchy roles so perfectly?? This is why you shouldn't stereotype. There are rude fat girls, I see them everyday at school. So, I definitely know what I'm talking about. So, it goes both ways. Skinny or fat, either could be troublesome.

DeepZone:

What will you call yourself that lives in council quarters?

I am better off. . . .You are a trailer park babe.
The last time i checked, u were milking cows in Nebraska while i was globetrotting(u don't belong in ma league)
You are a vagrant. . . .Cow farts turned u to a sheisty twit.

10k Zimbabwean Dollars is not up to 12p.
I thought your boobs would worth more than this?

Sorry to burst your bubble. It's US dollars and before you go on, remember that Hannibal got the pay from Mugu. Are you sayingg that the Mugu muguud him by paying Zimbabwean dollars?

DeepZone:

Sorry to burst your bubble. It's US dollars and before you go on, remember that Hannibal got the pay from Mugu. Are you sayingg that the Mugu muguud him by paying Zimbabwean dollars?

Keep dreaming about $10k, it's good to daydream sometimes.
It helps your solitary mind.