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Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other??

A. "I - lean"

u speaking from personal experience or testimonies

@ romade

u want to find out?
I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.
^{don't tell me u  r a one-leg up}

welcome to jokes ennyluv.
meanwhile after serious research,
i concluded that your annointing should be handled by someone else.

i will also advice that you pack your ctrl+c and ctrl v jokes
into one organised thread instead of scattering them
everywhere on the section. we will enjoy it more.

welcome again

@ Sam Milla
thank you

shio otondolised olodo
nyway

@romade
im sure u r referring to Sam, because u are even not sure of the spelling and pronounciation of what u posted. ^{next time spell check}

romade, where are u. won't u answer her?

@ndumat
She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is she?
and u know what she's not strong enough

@enny

How sure are u?

I know romade can be sharper that razor on a very good day. I doubt if u can match her

ndu thanks dearie

d name ennyluv sure doesnt fit u madame

mama tot me not to pick fyt with a fellow female but i cld make an xception with u

mind u not all sharp knives obey d manual instruction

ma spelling got no problem if u know what we call onomatopoeia & abbreviation - don't shourt, because i like to play gamez

at enny is dat u in ur profile?

clemcykul:
at enny is that u in your profile?

Clem, u b bad guy oh. See where u pass enter

[s]_{Monkey no fine, im mama like am}[/s]

lmao

clem i don kno u tey tey u be bad girl boy

i cnt shout

Ladies and quarrel self

am out of here

@ Romade.

Wow nice one so u too dey show skills.
But wait,  are u really up to the task?

@ndumart

talk for your self stop pushing your live in lover to answer for u. take care.

@tytylayor
i'm short of words.

Jeovy:
Ladies and quarrel self

am out of here

why u wan join u are welcome to the fold
dont u know its our pastime
what we enjoy most?

tytylayor:
lmao

clem i don kno u tey tey u be bad girl boy

i cnt shout

why are u so indecisive
dont permit ndumart to make jest of we ladies.

ndumart:
Clem, u b bad guy oh. See where u pass enter

[s]_{Monkey no fine, im mama like am}[/s]

HAMMER HEAD OF HORROR

enny bring it on nytym, a lady with an attitude
ndu isnt my live-in-lover but my in-built lova

[quote author=ennyluv_6 link=topic=172942.msg2820261#msg2820261 date=1221750509]@ndumart
talk for your self stop pushing your live in lover to answer for u. take care.[/quote] isnt yourself spelt dis way oops typographical error, spell check next tym
& oh clem is unisex

@ ROMADE
DONT BE SO CRUDE
SEE SOMEONE THATS CORRECTING ME
YOUR IN-BUILT LOVA

nna, i cnt shout

switrat wia d correction dey o
na built, in abi lova

abeg sista no be sister

i sure say na f10 u carry 4 neco
learn to take tyns easy in lyf

abbreviation na my style as i no get plenty moni to dey buy book huh
ooh by d way i bagged a cert in English

@ ROMADE
I'VE BEEN WONDERING MYSELF
WAS IT SSCE OR NCE
PLS ENLIGHTEN ME

sims u lyk me
stop picking on me search 4 ya size
my cert was in primary level ow e go be ssce & nce
dat one na 4 u now eniola ko titi
no tell mama say my English don beta o

romade:
sims u like me
stop picking on me search 4 ya size
my cert was in primary level ow e go be ssce & nce
that one na for you now eniola ko titi
no tell mama say my English don beta o

i'm confused

same here.

Nice jibes.

Bag of mess

Nnaa, but na wa-o. How Sammy, u no welcome me like dis-o when i come. Chai, bottom-power . . .

hey Enny,. nice to see you in here.

romade:
sims u like me
stop picking on me search 4 ya size
my cert was in primary level ow e go be ssce & nce
that one na for you now eniola ko titi
no tell mama say my English don beta o

HOW DO U KNOW THATS MY NAME
U MUST BE A WIZARD
AS PER UR MAMA DONT WORRY I WONT TELL HER

@GABRYWYL

SAME HERE
HOW'RE U DOING?