and u are nuttier

Theres no evidence on that ohh

says who

says yo momma

gab sure u aint d rat now

Eh Eh Eh. Who's side are you on now?

winning syd
so stop running from d battle
its beta to die brave in d battle than be a coward
so let me see d arrow shot in ur eye not backside

They have lost the battle. I have chased them off.

smart babe

hope not with farts though
cos dey myt go for re-inforcement

Farts is left for Clem right now.

Next time if you see them, Catch them and give it to me ok? Those three rodents are meant to be eaten. YUM! TASTEYYYYYYYYY!!!  

Ok, I have to go now. Cooking for my babe Suji and Egusi. Odabo chika  

God help d person wey chop d rodent infested egusi

LOL

@romade
hey Rommy luv i've missed u
hope its d same wt u
i've been busy

@ Saucekid
What up with ya?
its quite a long time.

meet me at dt joint (u remember?)
dying to feel u again

The NLF (Naira Land Foruum) had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists,
Saucekid, Sam MIlla and Clemcykul
For the final test, the NLF agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find Clencykul sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
Saucekid said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my friend."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
Then Sam MIlla was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then Sam Milla came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my girl."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your girl and go home."
Finally, it was Clemcykul's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her Sam MIlla.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Clemcykul.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.

Thats my girl Clems,kill him again

romade,who are you talking to.

sauce na your houseboy or what?

@Romade
u know i dont share my maggas
KEEP OFF

Jeovy d no u r trying to call is not reachable at d moment
pls, try again later

i talk to u

ennyluv, dis is luv in sharing
& i av not said nytyn implicatin such

@ Jeovy
What do u think u are saying?
Do u want all NLanders to know she's sharing my Magga with mi
i no want trouble oo
its only Saucekid

romade:

Jeovy d no u r trying to call is not reachable at d moment
please, try again later

i talk to u

ennyluv, this is love in sharing
& i av not said nytyn implicatin such

Jeovy, do u hear that?
so u must always mind mine biz

Ladies,point taken,go ahead with your love life

so u quit easily
wow u too much
meet mi and Rommy by 2 AM
check back later for the destination

my own rommy or anoda one dey

@Romade
how many Rommy do we have in NL

@enny

really didnt have enough time to reply u early enough.
Aint pushing nobody to talk, and if at all i am then it must be u cos u responded to my bait.

Anyway, u have a nice pix in there, sure u took that picture some five years ago.

Meanwhile, u should have noticed that u make more sense when u are not posting

meaner. . .

@ndumart

ndumart:

@enny

really didnt have enough time to reply u early enough.
Aint pushing nobody to talk, and if at all i am then it must be u because u responded to my bait.

Anyway, u have a nice pix in there, sure u took that picture some five years ago.

Meanwhile, u should have noticed that u make more sense when u are not posting

hey I LOVE U FOR THAT IF YOU KEEP IT UP, MAYBE I CAN ACCEPT UR PROPOSAL

he is proposing

ennyluv_6:

The NLF (Naira Land Foruum) had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists,
Saucekid, Sam MIlla and Clemcykul
For the final test, the NLF agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find Clencykul sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
Saucekid said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my friend."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
Then Sam MIlla was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then Sam Milla came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my girl."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your girl and go home."
Finally, it was Clemcykul's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her Sam MIlla.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Clemcykul.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.

ROTFMO u knoe well

@CLEMS
HOW COULD U SAY SUCH A THING WHEN U KNOW THAT I'M NOT NAIJA PRESSY