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If Ladies Were Banks: by yemi4ui(m): 4:01pm On Sep 18, 2008
If ladies were banks

The tall slim ones would be called --Skye bank;
The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;
The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank;
The silent but dangerous ones --Firstinland bank;
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;
Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;
Those who seem caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;
Those who go to any extent to make you sad--Zenith bank;
Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;
The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;
The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB

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Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by Jeovy(m): 4:06pm On Sep 18, 2008
Good Lord,not again.Guy are you ok?ok,na newbie.But next time read the rules
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by ginky: 4:09pm On Sep 18, 2008
I have seen this joke a lot.Please,make new ones.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by gabriel4u(m): 4:43pm On Sep 18, 2008
d O BOY u go to de school if ladies ooooooooooooooooo smiley smiley smiley
i go like mek u com tish me self if u no min


or u get ladies dictionaries?
Giv NAIRALAND AND I ONE ONE
na beg i beg u oooooooooooooooooooo.
send am

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