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| Executive Blunder by ituen(m): 7:38am On Sep 21, 2008 |
A young executive is working late one evening. As he comes out of his office about 8 PM he sees the Big Boss standing by the shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand. "Do you know how to work this thing?" the older man asks. "My secretary's gone home and I don't know how to run it." "Yes, sir," says the young executive, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the other man, and feeds it in. "Now," says his boss, "I just need the one copy |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Arcani: 9:06pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Abeg, I don't understand, Explanator please!! |
| Re: Executive Blunder by ituen(m): 10:18pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Maybe u'll understand on monday |
| Re: Executive Blunder by MrInfo1(m): 10:23pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
hehehe wicked thing |
| Re: Executive Blunder by jummiee(f): 10:25pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Executive Blunder by mohawkchic(f): 11:18pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
~Nice wan  |
| Re: Executive Blunder by ayusman16(m): 11:35pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@Ituen, My guy! ow u dey? When them discharge u? Nice joke. The employee just signed him sack letter. |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 4:19am On Sep 22, 2008 |
Arcani: It means this. Once upon a time, Jeovy came out from his office and he saw his boss Infobaba trying to photostat a document but when he press press press press, it did not work (What can we do when he has been living in the jungle all these years as a Monkey Boy. . . .) So they both had a conversation as such Jeovy: Monkey baba, why you press press press press, the machine no work? Are you ditsy or sumthin? Infobaba: yeah, I guess I am ditsy. Can you help me out here cause my secretary Chioya aint here. She went for a special maternity leave. Jeovy: She's pregnant? Infobaba: Nah. . . . Its her pet. Hermione, the giraffe. Remember her? Jeovy: WHAT? I thought Hermione is just born fat. . . Who knows she is pregnant. Infobaba: Yeah. . . Its a wonder. . . Ok, amebo, quit yappin and help me out here. Jeovy: How much are you gonna pay me to do so? Infobaba: 3 groundnuts and a bottle of Gabrywyl's essence fart. How bout that? Jeovy: Ok, I'll do it. Especially for the Essence fart. . . DAMN. . . Thats HOT! (And than Jeovy did the press press press press thingy to photocopy the whateva doc Monkey boy wanted) (Jeovy hand over the copy to Infobaba) Infobaba: Nah. . . I aint touching the document . . . Jeovy: Why so? Infobaba: Because while you were photocopying, you dig your ass with your fingers. You think I wanna touch your yansh marks? CHEI! Jeovy: Ok, than at least can I get my pay now? Infobaba: I will only give you groundnuts and I'm having the fart essence for maself fool!  END OF STORY Ok, Arcani, so you understand the story better?  |
| Re: Executive Blunder by ayusman16(m): 4:36am On Sep 22, 2008 |
I hope the person go understand now? |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Jeovy(m): 5:15am On Sep 22, 2008 |
Now am confused,start another story grandma  |
| Re: Executive Blunder by clemcykul(f): 8:30am On Sep 22, 2008 |
see tackling |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 9:26am On Sep 22, 2008 |
Jeovy: Finally you admit that you are confuse. Thank you! |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Scopium: 10:58am On Sep 22, 2008 |
[size=13pt]LOL[/size] |
| Re: Executive Blunder by clemcykul(f): 3:13pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
this ur lol dey abnormal o |
| Re: Executive Blunder by spenchuks(m): 3:18pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
nice merix from the fart mistress |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 3:28pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
DANG. . . .  |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Arcani: 4:13pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
Thanks for the explanatory remix, I gbadund it |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 4:18pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
hey, finally youre in here |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Arcani: 4:41pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
yes o |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Scopium: 4:44pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
clemcykul: [size=13pt]Na you saka o[/size] |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 1:27am On Sep 23, 2008 |
What language is that and what does it mean Scop? |
| Re: Executive Blunder by tessybaby(f): 4:34pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
Lol Dat was a nice joke there my guy @Clem na wah for u oo so u still dey here dey enjoy nice jokes and u no fit even call me @ aNusman its been a while! how have u been. @ all chei all man don change name? |
| Re: Executive Blunder by abdurrazaq(m): 4:51pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
Sorry to interrupt gabrywyl:Good remix but this is another story entirely. The old man was standing by a SHREDDER instead of a PHOTOCOPY Machine. The young executive just shred the paper for him instead of photocopying it. The man simply ask If he knew 'how to work this thing?' In a nutshell the old man wanted to make photocopy with a Shredder and he will end up destroying the document  |
| Re: Executive Blunder by newdeal(m): 4:53pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
i say ITUEN IS BACK! and forever carried! may strangers never see ur wife's punyenye! |
| Re: Executive Blunder by MrInfo1(m): 11:41pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
@ Gabr Be careful or you'll be history |
| Re: Executive Blunder by ituen(m): 7:29am On Sep 24, 2008 |
@Gabby Fire down baby @newdeal Daysis oblongata. So much entities firing by waysis of bill gates connection |
| Re: Executive Blunder by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
hmm |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Scopium: 8:56pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
[size=13pt]@ Gab Na you saka means na you know or You are the person that knows. It's pigin/broken[/size] |
| Re: Executive Blunder by Gabry(f): 3:51am On Sep 27, 2008 |
abdurrazaq: yes I know oh. . . Just foolin around nna infobaba: I fit be in History book where your future future great great great grandchildren will see me in it. Scopium: Thanks behbeh  ituen: Yes oh bro. Thank for your support sha. |
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