Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3


Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Stress Reliever # 4


Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
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Stress Reliever # 5


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 6


Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Stress Reliever # 7


"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls
Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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Stress Reliever # 9


A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans", "My
father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Stress Reliever # 10


Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
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Stress Reliever # 11


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy
replies: Thanks for the warning.
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Stress Reliever # 12


A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied:
"Depends, if I can find a phone."
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Stress Reliever # 13


Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?" Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all
the others!"
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Stress Reliever # 14


"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?"
Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong side."
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Stress Reliever # 15


Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?"
Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three males a day."
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Stress Reliever # 16


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like
your sense of humour."

Nice collections

I love the billionaire to millionaire episode

nice, nice, nice.
All of them, nice

nice.

Eh bobo. You post something good ohh.

seconded

Thirded

What is all this first seconded thirded about is someone planning to pay me for the collection

What is all this first seconded thirded about is someone planning to pay me for the collection



@poster
Pay you for copy and paste jokes??

you could improve by packaging your own jokes.
I've read things like this several times even on Nairaland,

Well nto encourage u, i wan laugh,  make i laugh?,
GBoa,  gbua,  gba  gbi gbi gbi  gha gha gba gha gho gbe, 

Pappyshoes:

What is all this first seconded thirded about is someone planning to pay me for the collection



@poster
Pay you for copy and paste jokes??

you could improve by packaging your own jokes.
I've read things like this several times even on Nairaland,

Well nto encourage u, i wan laugh, make i laugh?,
GBoa, gbua, gba gbi gbi gbi gha gha gba gha gho gbe,

Who no dey do copy and paste for nairaland which jokes (original or copy and paste) have you contributed to nairaland?

tell d laffing lizard

@ KunleOshob, nor mind Pappyshoes,, u try,, at least i laugh well well,, keep it coming

@kunle

Yes! check my jokes, Money pass life?
I composed it, even if some criticize it, i'm still happy 'cos its original from me.

i'm only advising u tbe more original, No be yab.

tell d laffing lizard
@chioya
whenever i hear your name, I always remember my ex-female dog.

WTF!!! dats cold man

Pappyshoes:

@kunle

Yes! check my jokes, Money pass life?
I composed it, even if some criticize it, i'm still happy 'because its original from me.

i'm only advising u tbe more original, No be yab.

Abeg who no get original jokes, the whole purpose of this forum is to share jokes both existing and new or should i say becos i didn' compose a joke i wouldn't post it even our top comedians Ali baba, basket mouth, Teju baby face, i go gie, Tee-A e.t.c they repeat each others jokes and people still enjoy it. Any way na me get time wey i dey respond to you, nobody else is complaining

Youno de like advice,,,,,,,,,,na yab de sweet u.