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Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 5:45pm On Dec 26, 2014
This thread is Just for fun....Leggooooo

IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE WOMEN.........

> They would have asked 4 directions
instead of following the star.
> They would have presented gifts such as pampers, powder, feeding bottle, napkins,Akamu, cerelac and so on.
> After leaving one would have told d other ''did u see Mary's shoes, they don't match her dress''.
> One would have also said ''I heard Joseph is not working,he's just an ordinary capinter. How can they
survive?''
> Another would have said ''imagine the kind of dirty enviroment she deliverd,are they not perceiving de bad odour from de goats?''
> Another would have also said 'the baby doesn't even resemble Joseph,was she really a virgin?''.
> One would have replied'' Story for d gods,Virgin
indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL
days.
> Another would have been eyeing
Joseph.
> One go de form queen Elizabeth saying
"how can I enter dis dirty place"? cheesycheesygrin

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by WORLDPEACE(m): 5:52pm On Dec 26, 2014
If they were single they would have accepted marriage proposals on the way and their men would have led the mission and we still would have had three wise men.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by nzeaji(m): 5:56pm On Dec 26, 2014
They would have come with their own children and possibly grand children. grin grin

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 5:59pm On Dec 26, 2014
Funny you
Truetalk babe, women always nagging sha.
Compliments of the season too

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 6:00pm On Dec 26, 2014
Lmao! cheesy

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(f): 6:03pm On Dec 26, 2014
Lmao cheesy cheesy cheesy @Kachisbarbie no be small ooo... Some ladies sabi do amebo wella cheesy

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Rapsainot(m): 6:15pm On Dec 26, 2014
funny babe!!!! LWKMD grin

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Emyben(m): 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2014
chaii.. grin I cant fit laugh grin
priscaoge, merry christmas dear

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by kelechiMarie(f): 7:21pm On Dec 26, 2014
Lol

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by joseph1832(m): 7:27pm On Dec 26, 2014
I've been thinking, if the three wise men were so wise as the Bible proclaim how come they lost their way? Surely a wise man should know the road that leads to where he's going.

If the three wise men were women, LORD HAVE MERCY!!!. When they lost their way they would have apportion heaps of blame on one another, make faces ta one another, gossip about one another, envy one another, and of course nag. Then we will really believe they do have course to loose their way. cheesy grin.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by mifavour(f): 7:38pm On Dec 26, 2014
lemme not start imagining cos things go spoil
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by danaiks(m): 7:38pm On Dec 26, 2014
You guys should support the women now.. tongue

Well They would have asked for directions...
. Arrived on time...
. helped deliver the baby...
. cleaned the stable...
. brought practical gifts...
. and made something for them to eat smiley

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by damosky12(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
Haha. OP, that your own no be 'wise women' oh. It would rather be "the three market women".

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by BarryX(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
They probably would have missedthe road. Astrology and women don't just mix ! grin

I studied it and I know

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by merieam16(f): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
Watin dat 1 kon teach us nw undecided

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by phemmy88(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
Lolz
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Neldrizzy(m): 7:39pm On Dec 26, 2014
Am abt to wed

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Blackchampion(m): 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
Op! stop imagining

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by nicewoody6: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
Good one

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
n ds rubbish made frontpage?

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by TheRealCoolHunK: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
Thank God they weren't.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by akashi01(m): 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
ok

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Dec 26, 2014
grin >>am sure one of wuld hve snubbed joseph angry when e sed hi , durrhhh e is nt my type cheesy grin

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014
grin grin grin

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by harrysterol(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014
And?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by plainmirror(m): 7:41pm On Dec 26, 2014
> One would have taken selfie with the angel (messenger) b4 they embark on d journey.

> They might prolly miss the star while applying make-ups

>There gifts to bro J could have been *sunlight detergent *bobo and *napkins grin

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 7:42pm On Dec 26, 2014
Women ll always nag!
And they can't keep secret.
Last Bullet
They ll gist irrelevant things till they tell King Herod the location of Jesus.
And you know what ll happen if Herod had found Jesus then!
That badoo ll v killed baby Jesus.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Neldrizzy(m): 7:42pm On Dec 26, 2014
Girls wahala don tey, no be today!!!

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by afamjb: 7:42pm On Dec 26, 2014
na to carry pampers and milk bottle plus soap for d baby....

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by colossus2: 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2014
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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by ylaa(f): 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2014
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEN IF THE WISE FIVE VIRGINS WERE MEN.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by santana45: 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2014
No need to imagine this, they were never meant to be women.

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