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Different Types Of Marketing (interesting) by ud4u: 4:07pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing, " ________________________________________ 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising, " ________________________________________ 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me - That's Telemarketing, " ________________________________________ 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations, " ________________________________________ 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition, " ________________________________________ 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback, " ________________________________________ 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap, " ________________________________________ 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share, " ________________________________________ 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets, " |
Re: Different Types Of Marketing (interesting) by moHot(f): 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
lmaooooooooo!!! this is freakin lol lol lol But do you think that no 5 is real? and that number 8 made me choke |
Re: Different Types Of Marketing (interesting) by skipo87(m): 5:50pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
nice |
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