Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer: 'OK.'
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
Point?'
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'

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Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can
You see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'

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romade:

don't be shy

y shall i shy

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word.'

Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
Went away.'

Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'

Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'

Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in Microsoft Word, or did you get out?'

Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the Screen?'

Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'

Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
Type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'

Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'

Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
The power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'

Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'

Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just
one? '
Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'

Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'

Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark.'

Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'

Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'

Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'

Operator: 'A power ,  A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'

Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to
the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'

Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'

Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' 

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Operator: Specking may i help you
Romade: i want to buy ring tones, how do you people sell it?

werrin i do now
y cant u say it was gabby, ty, or even tammy
rememba i appointed u as second in command

So u want me to lie on gab?

Custormer (gabby): Whenever i tried calling, i kept getting the response? The number u're calling is not RESPONSIBILE,
Operator: i don't understand what you mean by that statement
Custormer (gabby): Guy, that na d response
Operator: do you mean the response the number u're calling is not responding.
Custormer (gabby): eheen y

My oko will never disappoint, Good one especially the "romade version"

infobaba:

y shall i shy

u go get am joooo,
the correct one is,YES I SHY!

LOL Info, you be yeye

Holy Ghost Attack Attackers

1. INFOBABA
2. ARCANI
3.GABRY


AMEN AMEN AND AMEN IN JESUS NAME

info, never new you were soomeomes oko.


good joke by the way.

Baxilexi:

info, never new you were soomeomes oko.
good joke by the way.

Jealousyyyy

gaby! your always upto something so what is it this time?? is my trouser torn or is there spinach in ma teeth. or did u put glue under ma seat??




@arc, me jealous naaaaaaaaah

HAHA Baxi. . . to be honest I am more worse than that nna. Like yesterday I stole my grandma's underwear and hung it up on the ceiling fan.

The glue part on the seat, have dont that before. Heheh!

I want icecream!

go to TFC