It's a man's world after all- Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol
station toilet because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress~£2500. Tuxedo rental~£80.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes in one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pen knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

POINTS TO PONDER

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If olive oil comes from olives, where should baby oil come from?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe, 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Oops, 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If horrific means to make horrible, should terrific mean to make terrible?

Why is it called building when it is already built?

If a book about failures sells, is it a success ?

If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

henrydan:

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.

POINT OF CORRECTION!
1. Guys mood is not the same 24/7. All men are Bipolar to the Max.
2. Guys get their chest stared at too. Just take a trip to the beach and see for yourself.

henrydan:

It's a man's world after all- Your last name stays put.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? hehehe,

That's why every morning I wake up, I thank God for making me a man!