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Arcani's Case In Court. by mykali(m): 8:38pm On Sep 28, 2008
a young woman (Arcani) who was a few months pregnant boarded a bus. as she entered and sat down, she saw a young man (cbase) smiling at her and she felt embarassed and humiliated due to her condition. she changed her seat and cbase seemed more amused. she moved again and then, on her third move, he burst out laughing.

she arrested him. . . .

then the case was brought up in court, and cbase was aske why he was laughing.

his reply was
''when the lady boarded the bus, i couldnt help noticing she was pregnant. she sat under an advert that said Coming Soon: The Evil Twin. i was even more amused when she sat under a shaving stick advert that read Sammy's Stick did the Trick, then i couldnt control myself any longer when on the third move, she sat under a car tire advert that read Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this Accident. "

the case was dismissed.
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by jmkbond(f): 8:49pm On Sep 28, 2008
@mykali,is a bad mykolo
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Arcani: 8:50pm On Sep 28, 2008
Ehn Ehn well don o. grin
I will not say anything. let my oko Info see this first
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by studio43(m): 8:55pm On Sep 28, 2008
i reserve my comment cool
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Iyce(m): 8:56pm On Sep 28, 2008
quite a funny post,but you neve told us what happend at the police station but a guss the will bust in to laghing after the guy must have narrated the store to them.[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 8:58pm On Sep 28, 2008
Who?, Info?, Na Muturu Ndama e be na cheesy, after the Judge dismiss the case finish, The Bobo, come dey find me up and down, wen e find me, e tell me say, true true, say may i tell am wher Sammy Dey, I tell am say, e Dey Nairaland, wey e be king, e surprise as i tell am say Sammy na King, na e i see sammy the Next day, e come dey tell me say, Info dey disturb am for Job, but as one no come dey, e  ask am may e just dey fan am, and to be the Kings Shepherd and look after the cattles and goats, milk them and fetch palmfronds for them. grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Iyce(m): 9:06pm On Sep 28, 2008
quite a funny post,but you neve told us what happend at the police station but i guss they will bust in to laghing after the guy must have narrated the story to them.[color=#990000][/color]
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by mykali(m): 9:13pm On Sep 28, 2008
iyce, kini worry eh.?  sad


cbase.

u don dey find trouble again abi? u myte not escape from jail this time oh . . . . . .  grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 9:23pm On Sep 28, 2008
I neva escape, Info send Arcani to bail me out, may i help am beg Sammy for Contract grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by mykali(m): 9:28pm On Sep 28, 2008
cbase:

I never escape, Info send Arcani to bail me out, may i help am beg Sammy for Contract grin

lol. grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 9:38pm On Sep 28, 2008
i like ur teeth cheesy, why u no dey advertise for close up na, wink
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by jmkbond(f): 9:43pm On Sep 28, 2008
@cbase, d dentition too much,just like monkey
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 10:00pm On Sep 28, 2008
comot der jare, u think say na dat ur own wey scatter scatter, angry
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by studio43(m): 10:18pm On Sep 28, 2008
cbase why your face be like that? abi na so dem born you? tongue
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 10:27pm On Sep 28, 2008
I go soon slap back that ur tongue enta ur mouth, bush mo cheesy
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by chineduho: 12:49am On Sep 29, 2008
quite funny
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Gabry(f): 1:49am On Sep 29, 2008
Mykolo, Mykolo, Mykolo, you nver tire abi?

Anywayz, its a good joke sha grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by ElosAgos(m): 8:01am On Sep 29, 2008
Best Joke of the Month is coming up soon.
Application is needed for the best jokes of the month.
Someone should nominate this one.
WILL YOU?
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Gabry(f): 8:18am On Sep 29, 2008
nominate for Mykolo Monkey? No way mehn. . . undecided
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by romsky: 9:09am On Sep 29, 2008
commentin ma reserve lipsrsealed
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by MrInfo1(m): 9:38am On Sep 29, 2008
Just because say i no won show myself for here angry


@ Mykali

The next time you try using my iyawo's name as headline, make sure u're prepared to enter the same sokoto with me angry
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 10:09am On Sep 29, 2008
Maidugri, nko? cheesy
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by MrInfo1(m): 10:22am On Sep 29, 2008
That place too far grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by cbase: 10:27am On Sep 29, 2008
Oh! cheesy
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by romsky: 11:04am On Sep 29, 2008
can't believe that is d only tyn oko iyawo can do
BOAST kai i am embarassed on ur bhalf
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by MrInfo1(m): 12:24pm On Sep 29, 2008
Me, like to warn offender before taking necessary action  grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by romsky: 12:40pm On Sep 29, 2008
me tinks dat is d famous word of a COWard angry
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Gabry(f): 12:42pm On Sep 29, 2008
Who fit go Moo Moo?
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Arcani: 12:48pm On Sep 29, 2008
Don't worry na, you go see action soon Romade grin
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by Gabry(f): 12:57pm On Sep 29, 2008
You do cow action abi?
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by romsky: 2:34pm On Sep 29, 2008
Arcani and Info na mismatch
she can luk 4 trouble while he runs from d trouble
now who go defend d other
Re: Arcani's Case In Court. by studio43(m): 2:38pm On Sep 29, 2008
give me signal incase any of them need my assistance

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